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The countdown

2010-05-22T03:34:00.000-07:00

My working schedule is at it's tightest right now. With so many events and performances, I hardly have time for myself let alone my friends.

I really want to ORD quick but it's going to be a tough and tiring 3 months before I am released off from this ghastly vocation.

I want a break...wait no...I want another break for the sake of my health.

Countdown to ORD - 120 long hard days

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POP again

2010-05-19T01:41:00.001-07:00

Well I'm blogging again...

It's raining slot recently...very good for running. That is when the rain stop.

Lately I have been on this training regime and I hope I can adhere to it

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Over a cuppa

2010-01-06T04:28:00.001-08:00

Sipping a cuppa and lighting up a fag (as in cigarettes, I've yet to reach a point of setting a person on fire) may well be one of my quiet moments. I like these quiet moments because its times like these that I can really sit down without distractions to clear my mind of some bothering issues and find myself again.

And its times like this that I will indulge in emo-ing at my own will. The thing about emo-ing is that it shouldn't be done on excess, just the right amount. And also at time whereby it wouldn't affect your daily life.

Emo-ing tells us that we are human and that we still feel emotionally helpless. But doing it in excess prompts people to avoid you. And yes, regularly updating your Facebook status with emo status just hints your friends to block you.

The need to go on a vacation have never felt so strong before. Glenn and I have been talking about this ever since last year. We plan to do a short trip over the weekends to a nearby country just to relax. We call it our "ORD Trip" just so that we don't feel too vicarious about it.

I always enjoy travelling with friends more than parents. Because when you travel with friends, there are little to no restrictions at all.

On to another topic...

Recently I've drinking alot more coffee than usual. I'm usually a tea person(good old Earl grey is my usual choice) so coffee is usually not my thing. I've been gurgling alot of Mcds coffee alot for the past few nights. I have a way of drinking the coffee, which is to add the soft serve ice cream that McDs sell. Even though the taste is nowhere close to what my friend's cafe use to serve but at least it's better than the bullshit they serve in coffee shop

I can really relate to the taste of the coffee - bittersweet, smooth vanilla cream and then the robust taste of the coffee comes later. Sometimes its abit sour, giving it more depth and characteristics. It's not something alot of people would come to appreciate, especially the coffee connoisseur. They would most likely think this coffee is bull.

But hey, the coffee is as good as a blue mountain for that price of $1.85. It's a very extreme opinion, either you like it or you hate it.

Your taste in coffee says alot about your personality though. You may like Kopi Luwak (a type of coffee that has went through the digestive tract of a ferret, basically you are drinking someone else's shit) or you like the extreme taste of a robusta coffee.

Okay, that was totally bull I think.

Try to sleep...

2010-01-02T10:34:00.001-08:00

发现最近我的心情经常有起起落落的现象，有一种像是坐上"Reverse Bungy"的感觉，弄到正个人都无精打采。喜怒哀乐也因此转变的特别快。加上最近天气不是连连豪雨就是熊熊太阳，把身体搞得乱七八糟最后生了一场小病。难免有点雪上加霜。

时间也在不知不觉中过得特别快，一转眼又到了年底，又到了庆祝佳节的时候。真的是岁月不留人。再过几天就是我的生日了，也不知要如和庆祝。可能在这二十年来就没有习惯庆祝自己的生日，到了现在也不会要怎样去庆祝。

自己不曾喜欢派对，所以不会去举办一个。想找几个知己好友做东请吃饭也没钱请，叫他们自己还钱也感到有点寒酸。真的是左右为难，看来还是不要庆祝好了。自己一个人留在家做自己想做的事情，不理大来的电话也不回复寄来的贺礼简讯，自私的过这一天也不是个坏注意。

The Last Post 09'

2009-12-30T16:04:00.000-08:00

It's the time of the year again for all of us to transit into a new year. I'm sure alot of you guys were out partying. I'm here at home, sitting in front of my laptop blogging away. I refuse to go out because it's going to be crowded anywhere in town a d transportation home later is going to be such bitch. I still remember waiting for 1 and a half hour for my bus to get home. So I'm taking this opportunity to just stay at home to reflect on the past year.

I would say the past year had been a bitersweet year for me. Lots of things happened. But nonetheless, I felt these events were necessary.

This year, I successfully completed my training in Police and got into a vocation I wanted. I have made A few friends these year, some worth keeping and some worth loving and the rest...let's just say we have a huge difference in mindset.

This year I participated in my very first National Day Parade. I would say that it's an experience that I would never trade anything for. And I'm privilege enough to be part of it again next year. But then again, no one gives a shit about the band since it's always about those Guard of Honor.

Seriously, and correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the SAR21 way lighter that an alto saxophone. Moreover it's not like they needtk worry about pitching, embrochure and memorizing the freaking scores. I'm sure the band is able to do what those meatheads do I the parade and they will never be able to do what we do win just a few weeks of training.

I went through 2009 without a hint of mews from Cupid. That darn little baby totally forgotten about me I guess. But I'm glad at least I have great friends around me. If not without them I would not have even went through half the year.

They say "friends are siblings that we choose to have". And I agree, because sometime I wished I have brothers and sisters like them.

2010 will be the year I'll release off this ghastly vocation call National Service. But I know when I leave my office I will miss the few close friends I have made and the great people that I have met.

And again if not for them, NS would be a total torture. Sometimes I wished they were colleagues from the future office that I will work in. It'll be such a waste that I lose contact with th just because I left NS.

I felt that 09 had been a year whereby I grew so much. All thanks to NS, I have learnt that there are certain secrets are meant to be kept. And also because of NS, I've come to realize how low of a maintenance I can survive on.

It's such a wonder that 16 months ago I earn more than 1k a month and I was able to spend them all without any savings. Now, I'm barely earning half that amount and I was able to survive with my habits, my lifestyle and is still able to save a modest amount. But of course, I have to make some sacrifices and changes in order to adept to that.

In terms of relationship, I've learn from a few mistakes. Or rather from my friends' mistakes. But then again, I haven't been able to truly understand how is it like to love someone and have someone reciprocrate the same feelings back to me.

With 2010 just a few minutes from now, I really do wish that it would be a better year than 2009. I'm still looking for the person that will make my heart jump, for me to miss every night and for me to make sacrifices and changes for.

Happy New Year people... :)

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Birds if a feather, flock together

2009-11-20T11:09:00.001-08:00

I truly understand why I'm bffwith my bff.

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When everything ended

2009-11-20T09:41:00.001-08:00

October and the beginning of November had been crazy for me. October was packed with performances and the beginning of November was plagued with APEC. And thank God, all these had ended. I just hoped my December will be easy going. But I know that is never going to happen, since there is this year end concert going on with the SAF Band.

For this, I don't hope for much. I don't even care if they let me play in this concert or not. It'll be stressful to play for this covert anyway since the musicians there are mostly better than me.

My birthday is roughly 2 weeks away from today and seriously I've no idea whatsoever what to do on my birthday. And even if there is going to be one, it going to be a small and private event.

I'm not too sure about the festive seasons, but it don't seem to festive to me or rather that is just what I feel about it. I thinn the main reason for that is because I'm in NS and the yer end concert don't quite care about the festive seasons.

Everybody thinks that the band is easy job, but it's a tiring and stressful job. While everyone is enjoying their holidays, we are there preparing ourselves to entetain in private events. And when it's time for our break, they are all working and slogging their lives away.

I now currently into this superb TVB serial call "宫心记". Its a show set in the Qing Dynasty and depicts the silent and vicious fight between the palace maids, concubines and the empresses. It's very "大长今＂but with better costumes and a whole lot bitching between the casts.

Back to MJ

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Torrential rain, flashing lightning, howling wind and booming thunder

2009-11-20T09:40:00.000-08:00

The past two weeks the weather as either a raging thunderstorm or blazing heat and the followed by the former weather. And such change of weather can happen in as short of a time as 5 to 10 minutes.

Such erratic change in climate and temperature does have it's effect on a human body and I'm starting to feel it in me.

Over the past three weeks I think I have clocked less than 24hrs of time o seeing my mother. But icant really help it. She was in 张家界 for 9 days and after she comes back I'm involved in APEC, so when I'm at work she is at home and when I'm at home she is off to work.

This week was equally bad since I'm out almost everyday. If I recall correctly I'm only really home on Wednesday but that was because I did cross training in camp.

I don't know why but everything in my love life is going in a spiral - the downward kind.

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未来が恐い

2009-11-18T06:42:00.000-08:00

Siting in the dark alone and listening to my iTouch on some soothing piano music is really an indulgence for me. There are times I really do need these times to sort out my mind.

Resting on the floor, I started to think about my life after I ORD from the Force. And I had to admit I'm afraid of what might happened in the future. What will go on in my life and what will stop.

I ponder in trepidation about the plan I've set for my life after I'm released from this ghastly vocation called National Service. I wonder will it work out for me? Will I be able to hold on to it? Will I be strong enough for the first 5 years of my life after NS? Or is there a better solution or a plan for me?

All these questions kept reverberating through my mind. But, alas, I do not have the answer for it. No one has any clue what is going to happen in the future. The only one who knows it is God.

I find it frustrating that all these have to surface but I have to accept the reality that I'm growig up. That I have responsibilties that I will have to undertake in the near future.

But for now, I just hope evrything will go on just fine.

Yes, the future is scary. And there is nothing as scary as uncertainty. Like everyone else, I'm just as uncertaint about my future.

I'm researching on some information regarding my further studies. From what I know SIM stop offering the courses I've considered so the next best thing for me now is a double degree from kaplan which is awarded by Murdoch University. But still the main problem with that now are my finances. I intend to fund y own studies or rather I've planned it that way.

I may need to revise that though.

Days alone

2009-11-03T06:30:00.000-08:00

My mum is overseas having fun in China. Today is the 4th day into her 9 day long trip to 张家界 and I'm still surviving quite well without her. Simultaneously, today is, too, the 4th day that my office is in Japan, Sapporo right now (KNNCCB)

I try to understand and I'm a very patient person (so to speak) and I have very few pet peeves. Recently, I discovered a new pet peeve for myself - Rude, Obnoxious, Fucked Up Bastards who think the world centers around them.

That aside, I'm still a bit sour from the fact that I'm not in Sapporo freezing my ass off right now. But what to do, ces't la vie, some bad decisions had been made (In My Opinion). And he still have the cheek to ask, one day before the trip "Are you going?"

I smiled, putting up my most plastic facade and replied "No, I'm not going". But in my mind it was more of "KAN NI NA BEI CHAO CHEE BYE, what kind of a question is that? Thanks to you and your incompetency musically, I was off that list and you better thank whichever God you are praying to that you were able to go"

Okay, I admit, I'm still sour.

But I miss yu...

I hope yu are doing fine over at where yu are right now. I hope its not too cold for yu.

There is always one bitch in your life...

2009-10-25T09:09:00.000-07:00

I learn that God hasn't been really kind to each and everyone of us. Somehow, He found it funny to put bitches into our lives to make it...erm...a little "more happening". Thats not where the joke ends. He makes the biggest bitch in your life your mother.

And again, the misunderstandings between me and my mum widens. I feel the gap is so wide between the 2 of us. And since the misunderstanding is so wide, well, might as well just leave it. And hope that maybe one day, either one of us will have an epiphany and suddenly understand each other.

The problem arises again with this issue of "Money". I don't want to ever in my life, talk to my mother about money again. Its so frustrating to talk to her. And boy, she really can link up all the shit together.

From money to me being selfish (huh?) to me supporting the family (yea...I'm sure $500 can feed the whole Singapore) to giving her "allowance" (Did I mention $500 can feed Singapore, I'm able to donate to the UNICEF to feed the kids in Africa too!!!) to how I don't care about her (Yea...my mum is just some random woman who decides to live in my house) and before it goes on, I went into my room and shut the door on her.

I'm almost done taking her crap. I have thoughts of moving out. I'm so frustrated with her.

She keeps expecting a lot from me, I try my best not to disappoint her, but at the same time I almost gave my life trying to explain to her why I can't live up to her expectation now. My mum never quite grasp the concept of me being in NS right now. She just thinks that I'm going to work as usual.

Yea, she got that part right...except I'm paid even less than a student working part time in McDees. Talk about workers wage in Singapore, and yet, its the Gahmen who underpays their manpower.

She expects me to pay for everything myself, which as a matter of fact, I'm doing so for most of my stuff. The only thing that she is paying for me right now is my phone bill, which I will take over as soon as I get out from this binding vocation, just so I can shut her up.

I know one year from now, I'm going to have the same conversation on the same topic with her again. Its when I get a full time job and she asks me about my salary (which I'm going to lie to her about) and wants me to make necessary arrangements for her this and that. Which to that, I'm going to tell her what I've already planned for her, just so I can shut her up and not hear her talk about this money issue again. Because its so frustrating to talk sense into her.

I'm just going to end my blog here, its pissing me off enough just to even think about what she blabbled just now.

How much of a Bitch you are, Life.

2009-09-28T04:20:00.000-07:00

For a long time, I have never felt so lost. I find myself gazing into a spot and spacing out, oblivious of whats going on around me. The last time I felt this way was in Secondary school, while I was in Secondary 3. It was the day to announce the ranking and the position for the senior band members.

I expected myself to take up the position of the Band Major even though it was usually a girls job, but at that time, no girls seems to be able to take up the job. Naivety took the best of me, and alas, I was upset, not the mention the disappointment I had endured, by the choice of decision. I was chosen as the Librarian for the band.

After the meeting, my conductor approached me. He asked me, and I remember it vividly, "Were you disappointed with your appointment?"

I knew when the appointments was read out, my expression did change. I tried my best to hide it, but I guess my emotions were too much to put a facade on. Ego made his last effort to avoid any more humiliation, so I answered: "No, it was kinda expected." I tried to take things in my stride. The gap was wider than the Grand Canyon.

Till today, I resent the decision. I could have never understood why. Countless explanation I tried to disillusion myself, but none of them seems to be the correct solution. If it is a matter of sex, then I guess, this glass ceiling was too strong for me to break. Most likely made from reinforced tempered glass.

I learn from young that not everything will go the way you want it to. Just go with the flow. But every now and then, I find myself swept under these towering waves, suffocating and drowning, flailing redundantly against the forceful current just to take a breath. I thought I've learn to deal with it. And again, naivety got the best of me, I find myself, once again disappointed.

Its just too hard sometimes, to go with the flow of things. And alot of times, things just never seem to go the way I would expect it to. No matter how hard I try.

I am always a staunch believer of "Hard Work Pays Off". Maybe there was the fine print of "Eventually" somewhere, but even so, "Eventually" seemed more like "Never". My faith for this motto took countless hits, and I have to confess, I falter from time to time. Yes, there are times, where my hard work does pay off, but the incentives nevertheless, was never proportionate. But I keep telling myself "It'll come, it'll come." I feel a lot like Nigel from "The Devil Wears Prada"

Today, I literally fell flat on my face and figuratively speaking, I broke a lot of bones with this fall. This fall was totally unforeseen, even though I keep trying to see the obstacles that will trip me over. I saw them, tried to avoid them, but still, I fell. Again, naivety continues to be the bane of my life.

What they say is correct, "The higher your expectations, the greater your fall". I was a skydiving case without the parachute today. I was hoping for an Angel to catch me while I fall, still they remain as a myth, a fickle of my imagination. Like Icarus flying too close to the sun, my waxed wings melted and I plummeted onto solid ground into a bloody, unrecognizable mess.

My hopes were too high.

Today was the epitome of disappointment, fallen hope, resentment and how naivety killed my dreams.

I totally lost my interest in work because of what happened today. Throughout the day, I wonder to myself "Why do I work so hard? When in the end, its those that are lazy that is rewarded." and "Why does things never ever go my way. Why do I always have to be the one compromising." I'll be honest, I cried not just once. I cried not because I was weak. I cried at the injustice, the biasness and the twisted logic of the people around me.

It'll take me sometime to get over what has happened today. And who knows what will become of me when I do get over it.

Oh, I did not get to go Japan.

One of the rare moments.

2009-09-24T07:35:00.000-07:00

This has got to be one of the rarest moments ever - Blogger actually working properly.

This entry have been sparked off by other blog entries. And as I read about their daily lives, how fabulous they are and how superficial their relationships can be. It made me want to blog. But then I'm not really going to blog all about them, as a matter of fact, I'm done blogging about those people, I'm going to blog about me, myself and I (Hey, my blog is supposedly a place to let my inner Narcissist roam around and adore himself in every reflective surface he can find)

I bought my new spiffy iPod Touch. Paying $188 and trading in my last iPod Nano I felt that was really a good deal. Too bad for you Nano, you are just too dull, I can't even play a proper game of Solitaire without frustrating myself over how rigid your controls can be.

No pictures of my new iPod yet.

I just hate taking pictures and then uploading it onto my computer and then uploading it to the blogger. Its just too much of a hassle. And I don't take pictures outside because its so leh chey to bring a camera around, especially a bulky digital camera. And I have no idea where I placed mine as well.

And it seems like the whole world is slowly moving towards Macintosh. Okay, I understand that Macintosh is so user friend and the programs are apparently Idiot-Proof. But I think I'll stick to my Windows so long as its not Vista.

I think I should take more photos (Yes, contradicting to the paragraph before the last one, I know.) From my Facebook, I actually have more photos taken of me by other people than pictures I have actually taken myself.

I think thats it for now. Japan is seemingly starting to become a fleeting dream to me. And why the hell am I stressing over IPPT? Oh yar...its a promotion IPPT.

Hey my blog is like so dead.

2009-09-12T12:28:00.000-07:00

Probably the main reason why I don't blog ever, is because Blogger's posting page keeps screwing up.

But heck, its 3:30am in the morning and I'm wide awake.

Ever since NDP ended roughly a month ago, I have been slacking in my work again. At my line of job, I fucking deserve to slack every now and then. Like hello, I'm paid a bit higher than $500 a month and I'm working shit loads. Too bad for those suckers in Division, I'm the one having the last laugh right now.

Loads of events, performances and rehearsals coming up in the month of October, especially during the last week of October. The last week is going to be hell, if the Japan trip is approved and confirmed. I hope I get to go to Japan, since its been my goal to at least visit Japan once in my entire life.

Oh speaking about this trip, its a performance trip for the World Police Band Concert held at Sapporo, Hokkaido this time. If Guan Yin Ma loves me a lot, and if everything goes well, I would be flying off on the 31st of October. I promise to stay off Wagyu Beef for the rest of my life if I get to go.

Digression from work which is kinda sensitive topic to blog about. I feel that I have reach this level of sentinel that I can probably live without sex or any form of intimate activities with another human being. I think sex is kinda over-rated now, everyone is doing it.

Oh and I freaking love my current iPod Nano. But ever since the new iPod Nano came out, I've been thinking about it for the past 4 days. I came to a decision to trade in my current iPod for a newer iPod touch. I think that is a feasible option since I don't listen to alot songs and the gaming function of it does help when it gets abit too boring in life. I think its quite a steal to trade in a used iPod Nano and topping up an additional $180 for a newer iPod touch.

Damn Apple and their marketing strategy. Damn human nature for pursuing better and greater things all the time. Its seriously going to burn a substantially large hole in my already full of holes pocket, literally.

IPPT is coming up in 2 weeks time and I'm kinda worried about it. I'm rocking on this fence of pass and failing it. And at my current physical level predicament, I think I'm going to fall flat on my face to the failing end if I don't do anything drastic about it.

I have this new dresser right now with courtesy of the Dragon Lady aka Mummy. And I love the height of this dresser. My previous cabinet is abit too tall to do anything there and anything I leave up there, either collects dust or cease to exist in my memory. I'm thinking of thrashing one of my tables away as well, since its taking up abit too much space in my room, plus, I have plans to lug in the living room sofa into my room now that my mum already have a new set of wooden benches sitting in the empty room.

Seriously, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the Japan trip, its pending for final approval with the Commissioner right now and judging by the signs, I think the trip is more or less confirmed, unless some "old guy" decides that he had it with his life and kick the bucket. Then there is the issue of manpower as well. Which is why, I'm crossing whatever I can cross on my body.

Hi Guys...I'm Back!!! (period)

2009-06-30T23:01:00.001-07:00

I'm back...But really...I have nothing to write about my life right now...

I'm so fucking bored...maybe I'll just post up some rigntones for you guys to download later yea...hahaha

Where have I been?

2009-05-10T09:29:00.000-07:00

Sorry babes...I think I pretty much screwed up my fucking blog. Its as good as dead now.

Anyway, I'm here to shed some needed light on this blog and on my life so far.

Still NS is a bugger, and a major one at that. Irritating me like a fly to a cow. But work has never been more tiring than doing parades out in the sun, on a hot Thursday afternoon. The whole fucking Graduation Parade lasted for 1 hour 15mins!!!

Life is still a bitch, and a nagging one at that.

I hate blogging...which is why I'm stopping it.

This will be the final post, period.

Yada...yada...yada...

2009-02-22T09:06:00.000-08:00

Been quite a long time since I last blogged. But anyway lets get back into point. Erm...I don't think there is any point. LOLS...

Work has been cool so far. Istana performance was totally crap IMO. I played damn badly for it. But that wasn't all. PM Lee started talking from 9pm onwards. He started out in his 'Chinese'. I don't know but he is really a chip off the ol'block. Even the way they speak Mandarin is totally alike. Anyway, for the first 15mins he was speaking in Mandarin and I wasn't listening at all. I was kinda dozing off. So I don't know what was he talking about. There was projector screens around and apparently, it was subtitled!!!

The thick tailcoat, vest and long sleeve shirt is warm and the weather isn't really helping much. Thank God (or whatever you believe in) there was bouts of wind every now and then. Then he proceeded to speak in English. And for the rest of the speech, I was in fact, listening to him. He can be quite a humorous person and bitchy at the same time. His bitchiness is subtle yet potent. Oh I haven't mention, out of the 1 hour (yes, 1 friggin hour he has been talking non-stop) that he blabbled, 45mins was dedicated to problems of OTHER countries around us, with most of it taken up by Malaysia and Indonesia.

The whole thing ended when he finally shut his mouth (sorry, I'm not PM hating but I think he just talks alot), we all packed up and left. Oh did I mention that the bus we took there was an artifact from the muesum, or rather it looks like it. Its an early 90s bus, totally wreaked, I bet they've done countless maintenance work just to keep it alive. It keeps stalling and the engine keeps dying. Best of all, there is absolutely no air condition. So you can imagine the ride in it at mid afternoon, I could bake a cake inside. Moreover, I was wearing my long sleeve, so I was practically sweating like a pig. I'm sure SPF could afford 2 air con-ed buses or at least one, so that police officers will not suffocate or suffer from a heat stroke.

Erm...gotta go sleep now...

Run...Ran...Rant...

2009-01-29T06:50:00.001-08:00

Ok, I am back, albeit more tan, possibly abit more bulky and a lot more wiser than ever. Anyway, I couldn't be more happy that I've finally graduated from Police Training. The Graduation Parade was, luckily, short as well. The term POP have been gracefully upgraded to GP - Graduation Parade.

Unlike my other squad mates, or rather the other 600++++ intake mates, I got in to a posting that no one else got into - The SPF Band. Boy, was I happy. I think it was the happiest day of my life so far in that wretched place (ironically, I'm going back to that wretched place for the remaining of my NS life).

My aunt actually said to my mum that being in the Police band is '沒出息'. I beg your fucking pardon? What do you mean 沒出息? There are bloodly loads of other fuckers out there that are more 沒出息 than me can!!! All the fucking ayam sakits!!!

Please lah, the one 沒出息 is your own son can? (Lalalalala, I'm spilling family secrets. Lalalalala). If your son 有出息, your dearest little grandson (aka my nephew), wouldn't crawl out of her mother's cheebye 6months after your son and your daughter-in-law got married. If your son knows how to keep his cock in check and use a fucking condom (I suspect, he is those egoistic kind that thinks the usage of condoms undermine his manliness), he wouldn't have gotten married that fast. I pity my nephew because he will always be an "accident". And for the love of God, if your son 有出息, he wouldn't have signed on to the army (I'm not saying this in general to all the regular army man, I'm only pin-pointing one person and if you are offended by this [unless you are my cousin whom I intend to piss off], kindly GTFO).

And since I'm on the spree of bitching my cousin and his miserable-little-accidental-shotgun-marriage family (God...I feel so bad for labelling my nephew an "accident", I'm sure he will grow up to understand), I might as well continue on to his one-hell-of-a-snob bitch (aka wife). She thinks she is so High Class with that Louis Vuitton Yellow Epi Leather Clutch. She thinks she has got great figure. She thinks her turqoise eye shadow matches that Indian-Sari inspired bare-back strapless dress she is wearing. She thinks her kid is actually smart. She thinks her vagina is still tight. She thinks she is still young.

But you know what BITCH!!! You're DELUSIONAL!!! You are not one bit High Class, in fact you are as Middle Class as I am. Don't flaunt your Louis at me bitch, because thats all that you can afford. Your figure is pretty much down the drain once you agreed to that condom-less sex 5 years ago. Its a fucking Chinese New Year, not Deepavali and turqoise is not your color. Wear some bra bitch, your tits are sagging from all that nursing you gave to your kid. Your kid is *censored*. Your pussy is so stretch that your labia actually flaps. And how old are you again? I'm 21 and I'm enjoying it Bitch!

Chinese New Year, like Xmas 08' and New Year 09', wasn't much excitement either. Rather I looked at it as a short break from work (yes, its call 'work' now, not an obligation since I got what I like.) Ang Bao collecting have never been that easy actually. All I did was to say a few words and poof, MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! But, it hit me that recession is something real, not just a financial term.

This year is going to be my 21st birthday and I was thinking of doing a Mcdonalds Kids Party. When I was young, I've always wanted a Mcdonalds Kids Party because it was like the in-thing last time and all the cool kids does it for their birthday. But nowadays, kids just don't fucking bother about their birthday. Give them a PSP or an XBox 360, they will be fucking happy about it.

I understand that people need to be entertained most of the time, especially during those boring bus rides. PSP is one such channel. I totally get the point that guys around my age plays PSP. And its perfectly fine for kids in upper primary to own one. But my nephew, who is only 5 this year, is a PSP addict (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, he's no addict but he plays it like he is one, its scary.). Whats more he have a Xbox 360 at home. Hell I don't even have a PSP let alone a Xbox (okay, I admit, I'm a bit tad jealous over here but thats not the point.)

I think there is seriously some social issues over here? Like how my nephew is being spoiled at his age? He is beating computer games at the age of 5! I'm getting a beating from my mum at the age of 5 for not doing my spelling correctly. I think that for kids that age, such expenditure should be avoided, spend it on something good, like Anid Blyton or Roald Dahls.

Erm...I think my textual diarrhea shall stop here? I think I was abit too much at some point?

Hi...At...Us

2008-12-25T00:38:00.000-08:00

I am going to irresponsibly take a hiatus until my POP or rather Graduation Parade.

toodles for now...and Merry Christmas!!!

China Winehouse?

2008-12-19T19:10:00.000-08:00

I know this video maybe one year ago...But I'm spotting some similarity with some artist that I just can't put my finger on...

Its My Birthday!!!

2008-12-06T08:40:00.001-08:00

Well, another year have passed for me and I'm 20 now. No longer a teen, but somehow I think I'd still have teenage problems to deal with, but whatever it is, fuck it.

I guess my last year of teenage life had been great, albeit not the smoothest of years I've had, but definitely one of the most memorable ones.

I've graduated from Ngee Ann, with black and white colors, and did many things that I thought I would never have done. I've made alot of new friends, colleagues and enjoyed one of the best sex so far.

But really, whats that?

I cannot say I have been through shit and I think that my NS came at quite a correct time. It came at the dusk of my teenage year, or maybe not dusk but rather the 2345hrs of my teenage life. I couldn't be more thankful to MM Lee for implementing such measures XX years ago.

I'm really hoping turning 20 wouldn't be so bad, but since I've just turned 20, I guess I should just enjoy it first. I know 21 is going to come very fast and soon, I'll be 30 in a blink of an eye.

I'm hoping my first day being 20 can be fun, I dun intend to get alot of sleep because sleep is cheap and it waste alot of time.

To all the people who've sent me messages on the dot of the clock - I LOVE YOU ALL.

holistic fear

2008-12-05T10:59:00.000-08:00

I hope the dust settles fast...

and that all may be just one person kicking up the sand

纸包鸡

2008-12-04T22:29:00.000-08:00

今天，我要教大家做一道别致的小菜叫做

纸包鸡

材料很简单，只需要一个鸡包.

鸡包 - - - - - - - 一个.

将鸡包底层的那面纸撕下来。慢慢地撕。

你就会有一块鸡包纸。

然后把那块鸡包纸翻过来。

慢慢的翻。

那，纸包鸡就完成了。

Revoir - どぞ

2008-11-21T02:24:00.000-08:00

Glenn and I have this love for Japanese food, so we'll grab any chance to eat at a good Japanese restaurant. Last week, Glenn suggested a Japanese-French fusion restaurant near his place at Valley Point. This time I tried things I've tried before, and things I've not and things I would never have thought could be use in a cuisine.

Dozo is the name of the restaurant and it serves fine Japanese-French fusion cuisines. For lunch the restaurant serves a 6-course degustation which includes a starter, side dish, soup, main, dessert and drinks for $39.80++. While during dinner hours, the restaurant serves a 7-course degustation (similar courses to lunch with extra cold dish served in between the starter and the side dish.) for $59.80++.

The cuisine are "inspired by the simplicity, sophistication and elegance of Japanese cuisine" , infused with elements from French and European cuisines. As to how the dishes are inspired, the decor of the restaurant, silverware and their china are fitted to the style of the fusion as well. The sitting areas are separated into 3 different types - function rooms, private rooms and communal dinning area to suit different needs of the customers.

Items pointed with arrows are the ones ordered.

The menu is foolproof and provides simple description of the food. The service provided from the waiters and waiteresses in the restaurant is superb as well. They are knowledgeable with their products and will provide you with further description on the dishes upon request.

My first time here was a great experience because I would've never thought such a place would exist in this part of Singapore. The waiter that served me did not have that "in-your-face" attitude that sometimes intimidate most diners but rather they were really friendly.

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The first thing served up to you is a really innovative snack.

Deep fried Japanese noodles

Rating:
Its really simple to eat and is made only from noodles (most probably spaghetti and dried ramen) battered in light tempura. Traces of paprika could be tasted. Really simple and gives you a slight preview of what you can expect from the rest of the dishes.

We devoured the snack so fast, it was gone in a matter of minutes (probably because we were both hungry after waiting for me.), and this is where the good services came in again, they cleared the dish, only to replenish us with another serving of this delightful snack. The manager said this as well: "Well I saw that you guys love this snack so much, so I just give you another portion of it."

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Mango Sorbet

Ratings:

I have had sorbets during fine dining before and most of them are made from citrus fruits. So this one was kinda new to me. Albeit it being sorbet, it felt more like mango juice with crushed ice to me. It did the work of cleaning my palates but there is a reason why citrus fruits are the common choice for sorbets.

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Starter (Foie Gras, Pan-seared scallop and Norwegian Smoke Salmon)

Ratings:

This is the standard starter served by the restaurant. Consist of petite size of Foie Gras, Scallop with asparagus and Smoked Salmon with cream. Sequence should start from the Foie Gras down to the Salmon.

The last time I had Foie Gras (at BROTH), I didn't quite like the texture of it because it was done really mushy(Glenn commented that Foie Gras should be done that way). So this time I was quite apprehensive about the liver. This one turned out to be good, at least not as mushy. But I can never understand such sophisticated food.

The Pan-seared Scallop is sweet and has no other flavoring other than its own. Lightly flavored with salt, pepper and seared on olive oil, the flavor is subtle and not too overwhelming. I'm not a connoisseur of smoke salmon so I can't comment too much on it. But the combination of vanilla cream and smoked salmon is ingenious (is this original way people eat it?).

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Scculent King Crab Claw Salad drizzled with Sesame Vinaigrette

Ratings:

Not the simplest of salad but its good. This salad is not your boring Garden Salad with *insert dressing*, this one has got interesting components like Dragon Fruit and corn inside. I don't know why, but I'm such a sucker for the sesame vinaigrette, its so fragrant though not over-whelmingly strong.

The crab claw is a portion of a Alaska King Crab's leg. And the portion is quite generous as well. I think its boiled in lightly salted water or steamed because it taste so original. The crab claw goes really well with the sesame vinaigrette dressing as well.

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Gratinated Escargot topped with Yuzu butter

Ratings:
I haven't had any Escargot prior to this and this happened to be on recommendation by the waiter so I just ordered it.

It comes done in 2 ways, cream baked and butter baked. I'm not too sure which one are the Yuzu (click on link first) Butter ones since both of them doesn't have any tangy taste to it (or maybe I've been a gourmet idiot that point of time). But still its good, tasted kinda like this (that is not escargot but a genus of shell fish).

I loved the cream baked one more that the butter baked ones on one very basic basis: the portion is bigger. Okay maybe not. Its because I like things that are baked with cheese and cream and this one was not too bad and the cream isn't really that heavy. But it was really oily though.

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Infusion of Cepe Mushroom and Truffle.

Ratings:

Allow me to be crude over here: This is fucking GOOD SHYT!!

Really, I have had mushroom soups in my life but this!!...This is something else. When you think of mushroom soup, 8 out of 10, you'd be thinking of Campbell, white, creamy and rich with virtually no mushrooms in sight. But this...every spoonful is Cepe Mushrooms.

I remember having something similar to this in one of the restaurants in CHIJMES (and I did a blog post about it as well. But don't bother searching for it.) And I love that soup alot. So this soup came as quite a surprise for me.

This one was way better because it has got the fragrance of truffles in it (most probably truffle oil). Truffles are really one of the best fungus on Earth. That minute slice in the picture on top, is really delicious, it may taste a bit weird for first-timers but trust me, no fungus on Gaia taste like this 'diamond of the kitchen'.

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Beef Tenderloin on 'pu-ye' and granite hot stone.

Ratings:

Sorry I can't find any information about Pu-Ye but I know its a type of plant (I think that was a himbo moment).

The main is served on a hot granite stone which emits earthy smell of the leaf on the stone. The beef is cooked to rare before serving to the patrons. Patrons can choose to grill the beef slices on the stone more to cook it even more or till their prefered doneness.

The sauce on the side seems more like an additional seasoning rather than something that should be ate with the beef. The beef is good enough by itself, moreover its infused with the fragrance of the leaf. This is definitely a must try for the new patrons. Of course the pebbles are inedible.

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Freshly baked warm chocolate cake served with Ice-cream.

Ratings:

As I've said somewhere in my past blogs, I'm very bias and particular when it comes to desserts. It has to be nicely presented, taste good and above all make you happy. This satisfy all of the criteria.

The chocolate cake is definitely freshly baked (and I wouldn't be surprise if its microwaved as well). Its not too sweet but it'd be better if they had use a chocolate with more cocoa content in it (I think the percentage of cocoa is roughly around 55% to 60% in this one). But it has got an oozy surprised inside.

The outer crust is nice and firm while the insides of the cake is warm, gooey and soft. Coupled with the vanilla ice cream (yea chocolate cake ALWAYS goes well with vanilla ice cream). If the ice-cream is hand-made, it would have been better, but I'm not complaining.

Hot Roselle Rythm.

Nice and sour to clean the palates. This one is served before the dessert to cleanse out the tastes of your main on your tongue. But there are better choices of drinks like this one.

Ice Fruity Refresher.

This one suits patrons that doesn't really like hot tea. This drink is sweet, mainly the taste of citrus fruits and orange. Glenn had this so I don't really have much comments about this one.

Other than this Glenn ordered these as well.

Air flown seasonal sashimi platter.

Stewed beef tendon Japanese Style.

Crab Bisque.

Oven-baked Hamachi Kama on a bed of Risotto.

Dozo's "mo-cha" creme brulee

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Overall the restuarant is a nice, peaceful and quiet place to dine in. The service is excellent as well. You wouldn't feel the presence of the waiter around you but they are attentive enough for your needs and they are definitely not "in-your-face", unlike artsy fartsy high-crass restaurants that have waiters surrounding you like hungry vultures waiting to clear away your plates.

The food is great as well and I like how they serve strawberry green tea instead of the traditional green tea for free flow.

The total bill for 2 person amounts to roughly around $140 for the dinner set. I think its really worth the money to dine in such a restaurant. Not to extravagant yet not too shabby.

Dozo is located at 491 River Valley Road #02-02/03 Valley Point Shopping Center.

Opening hours are from 11.30am to 2.30pm (lunch hours) and 5.30pm to 10pm (dinner hours, last order at 9.30pm).

To make a reservation you can call: 6838 6966 or email them at reservation@dozo.com.sg

Visit their website for more information.

I Promise

2008-11-16T03:54:00.000-08:00

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

2008-11-07T20:05:00.000-08:00

For the recent Presidency Election in America, here is a picture for lol.

(Note: Netizen or /b/tards that visits 4Chan.org on a regular basis will understand what is it mean by Combo Breaker)

And a probably a message to McCain from the local Arcade gamers who may know about a certain game video commentary:

"You drop Combo!!"

Featured Music

Thunder - Boys Like Girls , Boys Like Girls

All the small things

2008-10-27T04:22:00.000-07:00

It still puzzles me why after so long that I have enlisted, I'm still suffering from Pre-Booking In Depression. The feeling of sian-ness of going back into camp comes forth on the day of booking in and it grows into something very irritating as the hours grow nearer.

As I am blogging this very slight entry now, I'm packing my stuff. And for this long weekend that I have spent at home, Mum is in Shanghai enjoying herself. Ever since I have enlisted, she had been going on trips.

Well since she is not at home, I chose to smoke anywhere I want in the house...except her room of course, which I'm occupying over the weekends now. Well there is air-con in her room and her bed can be extended to a Queen-size double, more room for me to roll around.

Sunday was kinda like Japanese Sunday, since I dined in a Japanese restaurant during lunch and watched a Japanese movie after that. I kinda regretted going over to St James on that Sunday as well since it was so damn fucking crowded.

I can get over the fact that people are pushing around to get their way. But it gets a little irritating when it happens throughout the whole night. And it gets even more irritating when you get sweaty bodies rubbed against you. Like put on a fucking shirt for God's sake, dancing doesn't really mean you have to lose your S sized T-shirt.

I think today is going to be the last day I'm going to cab into camp. I have been doing that alot lately and its not really healthy for my bank account. And IPPT is this week and I'm sure to fail it. I'm sure to go for Remedial Training which, I've heard from my seniors, is no use at all.

I think I'm going to end it right here.

Revoir - If I were a Single Boy

2008-10-24T14:03:00.000-07:00

Well peeps, I'm back from my 3 weeks hiatus (all of it caused by this irritating National Service). And no I'm not back to bitch and rant all about my life in the Singapore Police Force, because I'm soooooooooo over that.

But instead, I'm here to review on Beyonce's 2 newest track that was released roughly 2 weeks ago (I know, I know, I'm so retardedly slow [rhyme not intended]).

The two tracks are If I Were A Boy and Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It).

Single Ladies - Beyonce

I like this video mainly because it pretty old school-ish. It all black and white (God I sound so much like a blonde within the last 2 sentence). The choreography is very nice as well (can't I think of other exciting words other than 'nice'?). The dance steps are not repeated. But the lyric is so women-empowering (I think there is a grammatical error here somewhere but I just can't figure it out.).

If I Were A Boy - Beyonce

This song is abit more emotional, kinda like Resentment from her previous album B'day (WIKIPEDIA FTW). Also abit women-empowering, but in a way of telling the men how to treat the ladies of their life (Now I sound abit smarter, kinda like a Brunette now).

Somehow, Beyonce is like the newer, prettier, sexier, hotter, less voluptuous version of Oprah Winfrey. Most of her songs just teaches women how to live without a dick in their life (pun intended).

Lessons

2008-10-04T13:24:00.000-07:00

I've learnt a few lessons the past few days. But only 2 important lessons that I would like to share with you people. As cliche as it may sound, but it's really something we should all come to realise.

Lessons 1: Impermanence

Everything is in a constantly change. Nothing stays the same forever. Everything, bodied or ethereal, is in a constant flux of change. Even if the choice we make at the moment might seem to have a definite result in the end, the slightest variable can change the whole cosmos into a separate ending that we do not want.

Rather than bad, changes can be good, it can be comforting as well. For example, a change of job to a better environment; moving on from a lost love, changes can be, instead, positive.

Lesson 2: Opportunity

The Koreans describe Opportunity as a being clad in a white poncho, and with lots of hair covering the face but is totally bald at the back of his/her head (think pontianaks). You don't know what or who is walking towards you. You are scared that it might be something that will cost you something dear.

But once it walks pass you and you suddenly notice that its Opportunity, there is no way you can grab it any more, because there is nothing for you to grab at the back of its head (since its bald and has got no hair).

A Really Random Blog Update

2008-09-28T02:58:00.001-07:00

Yes I know I know...I haven't been blogging properly for the last few blog entries. Hey what can I do when I'm an NS man who is drained off all his fucking life forces due to repeative PT and drill trainings.

Life in the Police Force is way slacker as compared to the SAF (acronym for Serve And Fuckoff). So I guess I'm having it better than most of my friends who are in Tekong right now. But some how I hate every single Sundays right now.

I keep getting the sian-ness feeling of having to book in again into that shithole and the following day being a Monday isn't exactly making it any better. In addition to the fact of a looming Monday, the thought of my friends getting wasted in a club without me and partying like frat boys on graduation night makes it even more depressing for me.

To forcefully rub salt onto the already wounded spirit, not seeing my friends for the next 5 days really put the cherries ontop of the fucking fattening Black Forest cake. And all I'm left with are my bunk mates and my never-there Field Instructor (seriously I haven't even see a full hour of him over the past week not that I'm madly in love with him but he's great).

I went tanning yesterday with Chris over at Delta Swimming Pool yesterday and boy was the Sun GORGEOUS!! Slapped on some Golden tanning oil, I baked myself under the sun for 1 hour and the result was PHWOAR!! I almost turn into a piece of chaota toufu by the end of it. And here is a picture of it to show you.

Okay maybe the outfit is making me look tan and I think I look horrid in this picture. As a matter of fact, I look like a waiter from some wanna-be fine dining restaurant!?!

Anyway. In about a few hours time I will be booking in again (SIAN ARH!!!), but the good news is, I get to book out again on Tuesday (WOOTS) dues to Hari Raya (DOUBLE WOOTS). I LOVE SINGAPORE and I LOVE MALAYS (that was not suppose to be a sarcastic comment there, I'm strictly NOT RACIST!).

Ever since young I have aspired to be a Parking Pontianak aka Parking Attendant because I can ride the pearly white Vespa. And so to prepare myself I kinda pretended to be one and here are some pictures to show it.

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AS-PI-RAY-SHUN!!

Introducing Fatimah the Parking Pontianak!!

Oops She sees someone parking on Double Yellow lines.

Don't scold her, because she will give you more parking fines if you throw vulgarities at her.

Remember, Fatimah is watching your every move.

END

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Okay I have to declare again, I'm strictly not Racist and if anyone finds the pictures I posted offensive I will take it down (But seriously, I don't think I will give a shit but I will give it a quick thought).

Last week when I went over to Marina Square for dinner, Chris and I decided to walk around CityLink for window shopping. And I found this marvelous Ice Cream parlor at the end of CityLink (The exit away from Cityhall MRT). The parlor is called Marlevous Cream.

Okay the pictures are a bit blur. But the Ice Cream is good.

Look at the different types of ice cream they have.

I had Tiramisu

and Chris had Berry Berry Ice Cream

And we bought something for Jason, whom at that point of time wasn't really in the mood for anything. So we got him the Belgium Noisette Chocolate to cheer him up abit.

Its really good, and for $5.90 for a cup, you get a Marvelous cup of Marvelous Ice Cream from Marvelous Cream. Of course there are other products from this Parlor.

Okay I gotta end my post now...I gotta leave for my camp already...

Mope

2008-09-20T13:32:00.000-07:00

I suppose the only good thing about heartbreak is that it reinforces your sense of humanity. It makes you feel so humane. It makes one feel so vulnerable and small to the surrounding.

'Heart' - Because the pain is felt primarily in your chest, though perhaps not quite left of centre.

'Break' - Because the feeling is one of damage, devastating even; one of something inside you fracturing or worst, shattering into a million irretrievable pieces. Kinda like how a Swarovski's crystal vase would be when it fell off the side table. It can also feel like something within you collapsing, imploding, leaving traces of noting behind.

Heartbreak can make you feel heavy, or it can make you feel strangely weightless, because there is a sensation that you have been drained of absolutely everything in your soulless body. Then there are the tears, shed singly or in streams, quietly or in heaving sobs, and the fear, no matter how irrational, that the feeling may never go away, that you may never recover from such a damaging blow, that you may never stand again from this maiming attack.

To let go of something in one's heart isn't as easy. 嘴说的是一会儿事，但心却想的是令一会儿事。感情世界里，不是说放就放的下。说要放下，也需要一点时间，由不得随心所欲挥洒自如。反正说到来感情是一件让人矛盾的事。它能让你一时像飞天一般的感觉，也能让你感到一股求生不得，求死不能的情绪。

但每次泪流满面，哭红了眼眶后。人又再一次一次的把自己盲目的送入爱情海，only to subject themselves into another episode of tragedy that seemed too familiar to themselves.

But why?

It all started with Pandora. When she opened the box, she let go of every single evil element that Zeus had ever created. And while all the bad things escaped the box, Hope escaped as well. It was Hope that kept us humans alive no matter what the adversity is.

Every single one of us harbors hope within them. No matter how impossible the task may seem to be, how pessimistic the situation can be and no matter how bad the outcome will be, we all harbored that very small hope inside us.

We are humans, when we are born from out Mother's womb, Hope empowered us with its power to live on, really just hoping that everything will turn out just fine.

Afterall, we are not machines, but a body of flesh and blood.

David Archuleta

2008-09-14T01:12:00.000-07:00

This guy's name is freaking difficult to spell can!!!

Oh anyway, I'm sure most of you guys know this singer - David Archuleta.

For now I will just patronize you guys by lazily pasting one of his songs over here.

I hang up the phone tonight
Something happened for the first time
Deep inside
It was a rush, what a rush
Cause the possibility
that you would ever feel the same way
About me
It's just too much, just too much

Why do I keep running from the truth
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I just got to know

Do you ever think
When you're all alone
All that we can be
Where this thing can go
Am I crazy or falling in love
Is it really just another crush
Do you catch a breath
When I look at you
Are you holding back
Like the way I do
Cause I'm tryin, tryin to walk away
But I know this crush aint goin away, goin away

Has it ever cross you mind
When were hangin, spending time girl,
Are we just friends
Is there more, is there more
See it's a chance we've gotta take
Cause I believe that we can make this into
Something that will last, last forever, forever

Do you ever think
When you're all alone
All that we can be
Where this thing can go
Am I crazy or falling in love
Is it really just another crush
Do you catch a breath
When I look at you
Are you holding back
Like the way I do
Cause I'm tryin, tryin to walk away
But I know this crush aint goin away, goin away

Why do I keep running from the truth
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I just got to know

Do you ever think
When you're all alone
All that we can be
Where this thing can go
Am I crazy or falling in love
Is it really just another crush
Do you catch a breath
When I look at you
Are you holding back
Like the way I do
Cause I'm tryin, tryin to walk away
But I know this crush aint goin away, goin away

Feature Music

Crush - David Archuleta, Singles (Album TBA)

Enlistment

2008-09-08T12:42:00.000-07:00

I will be enlisting in roughly about 5 hours time...and I have yet to sleep.

I know this sounds stupid, but I think I am suffering from pre-enlistment anxiety.

I have been trying my best to make myself sleep.

I have been smoking alot (16sticks in 4hours)

I have been drinking. (half a rock glass of Cognac)

I have been binging (3 donuts and lots of chocolate)

I have been doing retail therapy. (Don't even get me started on how much I've spent)

But still, the stress is getting into me. I have NEVER EVER felt stress at this level before.

This is fucked up. All of the methods is leaving me with nothing but a groggy mind.

I have other things on my mind as well, but I try not to think too much about it.

哎哟!! 我坏命啦!!!

(read it in hokkien for full effect)
[pro: Aiyo...Wa Pai Mia La)

Very Soon.

2008-09-04T05:10:00.000-07:00

I will soon be property of the Singapore government. Its kinda silly that at this century, guys our age are still slaves for the government.

But luckily I am enlisting into the police (Thank you 观音妈 for giving me such great posting). Well whats not to love from the police. After I get posted out, its 2 days of work and 2 days of off day, now at least that is better than being in the army isn't it. Moreover, the camp is roughly about 30mins bus ride away from my house, which is cool as well.

I took the bus that is suppose to take me over to my camp. It was a loop service and boy was I glad there is this bus servicing that place.

That area is totally ulu. All you see is green grass, green tree, green bus stop, green sign plate, grey poles, a ghost town and more vegetation to make vegans happy. Oh not to mention the SPRAWLING cemetery nearby.

I found out one thing, the Chinese Cemetery is wayyyyyy bigger than any other cemetery of other ethnicity (I believe the Indians cremate their dead?). I think it will be kinda hard to look for a single grave amongst all those other graves.

Yeap, I was actually expecting my future camp to be like a normal summer camp - Low dormitary building, simple mess hall, a lot of unnecessary vegetation growing around and a badly maintained football field.

BUT, I WAS SURPRISED!!!

It looked exactly like the Singapore Sports School but wayyyy bigger. So I think to myself, well I could get use to it. And its not really that bad or least not as bad as I imagined it.

There are alot of things I have to get before I go in. This is the list of it.

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Shower gel
shampoo
facial wash
Detergent/ washing powder
Underwear
Toiletries Basket
lock
nail clipper
alarm clock
watch
slippers
Paper qualifications
Clothes hanger
clothes peg
talcum powder
panadol
water bottle
scrub (You know the one your mum use to scrub the clothes).

Very simple, I don't think I want to bring too much stuff inside first. But these are the necessary and essential items.

These pass few days I have been craving for a tan and donuts. The weather is kinda crappy, its cold and wet almost everyday which kinda make sun tanning a near impossible thing to do. Donuts are fine, but I cannot really afford, monetarily and physically, to eat it everyday. Imagine the amount of weight I put on my body as my bank account gets lighter everyday.

(pic grabbed from ladyironchef.com ~ let me know if you want me to take it down)

I love Tira Miss U from J Co. Its simply too good, with a cream filling that taste like coffee (who cares if its artificial flavoring, I don't) and a vanilla glaze top, its Heaven on a ring.

I realise Mooncake festival is just around the corner. But it only happen RIGHT after I get in. Damn. I don't care I will eat my 大中国冰皮月饼 before I go in. Anyway, mum is buying them soon, so I should be able to savor that sweet lotus paste and salted egg yolk before I enlist.

Oh, I recently went over to IKEA for a walk with my friends and I found this picture.

I think this is most likely a coincidental arrangement. I'm not going to explain why I took this photo, but if I were to give it a name, I will name this picture "The Hen-pecked Husband". Go figure.

And I want a mini cactus garden in my room. Adds color to my already colorful room, that is if you consider off-white walls, with off-white desk and a bed colorful *roll eyes*.

Seriously I can't really wait to enlist...NOT!!!

Fuck this Shit

2008-08-25T02:19:00.000-07:00

Trust.

Responsibility.

Yea...whatever man...

These words are just there for the sake of Longman English Dictionary. These values are too over-rated in our current society.

'Nuff said, I just too pissed off with these 2 words

一緒に (isshoni)

2008-08-18T08:36:00.000-07:00

Finally I have changed my banner. Which means I have been updating my blog.

Anyway, the Japanese words are.

君という名の花が　この胸に咲いたから
Kimi do iu na no hana ga kono mune ni saita kara

It means "Because the flower that is you bloomed in my heart" or a direct translation "A flower name You, has bloomed in my heart"

Got it off a lyrics of a song.

Yeap, and I fell in love with this song as well. Taken off one of the soundtracks of a movie call Love of Siam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLAlcvxJtzM

icanhascheezburger.com

2008-08-07T20:51:00.000-07:00

Sorry guys for not blogging for such a long time.

I have been really busy with work. NATAS fair is such a killer because:

NATAS = SATAN (spelled backwards)

I bet some real dumb satanist though this fair was some convention for all the other atheist and satanist to gather around.

I have been sick for the longest time EVER. The weather has not been bad but my health has been. I think its really due to the work stress I face everyday. I just can't wait till the end of this month when I resign from my job and relax for another 9 days before I check myself into Holiday Resort.

And the thing is I want to go tanning during the whole of that 9 days. I want to make myself chao da, burnt and black. I am very fair right now. Wait I shall rephrase that. At my current health status I should say I am very pale right now. Going out in the night, I might just scare the living shit out of people since its the seventh month now.

I don't want to be a piece of silken toufu when I enlist. I want to be a tau pauk after soaking in Laksa soup...golden brown in color one...

Recently I went over to a Japanese restaurant for lunch with one of my classmate Glenn. I really like to put some pictures of the food over here but I risk getting myself slaughter and bludgeon to death if I ever did.

Erm...right I was really making that up...

But I did have lunch over at a Japanese restaurant over at Far East Plaza. That place is call Wasabi Tei. Its located on the 5 level behind Cahaya Restaurant. You should be able to spot it once you come out from the elevator.

The place is quite small but the food is really good. Really authentic Japanese food. But the people there suffer from a serious case of attitude problem. Oh the restaurant sits only 16people at max.

I think I shall just end my blog post over here...

Oh

2008-07-30T10:20:00.000-07:00

OH HOOOOOWWWWww ORIGINAL.....

All Things Singapore...What we LOVE and What we really Love...

2008-07-27T02:39:00.001-07:00

As our National Day draws closer and be blessed our TV due to the Olympics happening just a day before NDP. I would like to take this opportunity to blog this post.

Well, we know Singapore is a country of multiple races, multiple languages and a whole magnitude of freaks that looks weird but does not include the sane ones (I, however, do not belong to that magnitude).

Initially there were the 4 major races. The Ching Chong China man a.k.a Chinese (I find its okay to mock my own race, can't really call me racist for making racist jokes at my own race, right?), The Malays, Indians and the Ang Mors (This is another race worth mocking because we are in god damn Singapore).

I believe Sang Nila Utama is Chinese, not Malay and not Indian and definitely not Ang Mor. Why?

Okay. Look at his name structure. Sang Nila Utama. If you break it up it will look something like this:

Sang Ni La Utama.

Now that I have put it that way, his name seems more Chinese right? With 'Sang' being his surname and 'Ni La'. I hypothesised his name into Chinese and this would most likely be how it looks - 桑妮旯.

Oh as for 'Utama', I think his parents just find it cool to give him a Malay/Indian sounding Christian name, therefore the 'Utama'. And you know how Indonesian Chinese have got Malay names as well. And I think he lives in Batam. If not how could he have sailed to Singapore?

And however does he describe a creature with "Red Body, Black Head and a White breast" to be a Lion? He is most likely to be high on marijuana and suffering from ocean sickness at that moment.

Moreover, he is definitely distraughted by the fact that he threw his beautiful tiara in the sea? (Oh that drama queen...)

Okay that was random...

I should stop poking fun at the discoverer of Singapore. For all you know, if he didn't discover Singapore, Columbus might have done it and we might be called something else.

Anyway, you know we should all love our foreign workers. Because without them, you would have to wash your own dishes, do your own laundry, carry your own bag, clean your own house and not getting worried about them being impregnated by Bangladeshis. Without them you would not have your high rise buildings to live in.

Come on, they ain't that bad. Because of the PRC Chinese, you have good Chinese food. Because of the Filipinos you have a cheap $2 shop to shop in and you wouldn't have to clean your room. Because of the Bangladeshis, Thais and the Indians, you have your comfortable homes to live in.

But because of them, on every Sunday, Singapore turns into the whole of Asia country. Its like the whole of Asia condensed into one small island. Little India live up to its name, Beach Road becomes Pratunam, Lucky Plaza transform into Mini Manila. But the Malays are abit different, they gather every Friday at Kampung Glam, because they are feeling glamorous every Friday and not on any other days of the week. As for the Ang Mors, they stay at home.

The Chinese dominates the upper area of Orchard Road, from Tanglin Mall all the way to the very curb at the edge of Paragon and Ngee Ann City. And the rest of it by kids. Gosh, Cineleisure looked more like a secondary school during recess rather than a shopping mall

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Personally, I think other than table-tennis and Badminton, the other sports (ever played in Singapore) are a total mockery towards the people who play those sports. And I think the biggest joke of them all have got to be the Soccer team in Singapore.

Somehow, the Olympic committee found it very funny to pit Singapore against Brazil. And indeed, it is very funny. Ever heard of "Pitting an egg against a rock", but in this case, its "Pitting a bubble against a bulldozer".

Even us, Singaporeans, make a joke out of it. Singapore should just abolish this sport and concentrate the funds on something else. As for Basketball, not alot of people actually know that Singapore's team is call Singapore Slinger. But we can't blame them. Singaporeans are sometimes too drunk and too stupid to differentiate between a cocktail and a basketball team.

Mention trap shooting and most Singaporeans will go "WTF is that?"

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Singapore can boast about not having any natural disaster. Well its really because somewhere some place, there is a higher being who is able to see the situation in Singapore.

He/She knows that even without natural disasters like floods or earthquakes, we are already suffering. And Singaporean's suffering is not short term. Its for a lifetime. So you suffer the day you were born till the day you enter the grave or decides to jump down the building.

Why?

Our government lor...

Increase in ERP gantries - motorist and drivers stress and their wallets suffer.
Increase GST - All of us suffer
Taxes - everyone suffer

And what do they do with all that money? Build Casino, a pair of durians and that stupid stage that never sinks (I hope it does while certain president of certain country does his waving routine during certain national celebration).

But anyway.

Olympic 08

2008-07-24T02:01:00.000-07:00

Time is going at an all time slow today.

With a thumping headache and "cek cek" music playing at the low class boutique opposite my office, its making the day even worst.

Calls dwindle into lame phone calls.

Seriously, I'm starting to rethink this job as a career in the future.

I can't wait till this Sunday, or until the next time I see...

Love is in the air

2008-07-21T22:32:00.000-07:00

I have received a few tags lately on my tagboard, or rather I'd call them spams. Tags that did made me do a little thinking regarding my past blog post.

I would want to thank that person for making me realise that flaming post ain't meant to be on any blogs except for those(bloggers or readers) that seek attention. I'm not. So I've taken those post down.

But as for the other points that the spammer have laid out. I would like to politely disagree with all of them. Like how a PAP member would always "politically correct" with the most sensitive issues a la LKY.

Firstly, the spammer claimed to say that my blog has "got no entertainment value".

Then I really wonder --- Why did that spammer even read it in the first place? Through recommendation? Then I would have to thank the person who recommend my blog to that spammer.

Secondly, the spammer quoted from some other blogs that my blog are just "rants from a self-proclaimed bitch" (or something like that).

I have never proclaimed myself as a bitch and I don't think I want to be one either. And this is my blog, I will rant whatever I want, whenever I desire, whoever I like and you have no control over it, so you'll just have to deal with it.

Its either you read it or you don't. Its as simple as that. So I think someone as "mature" as the spammer are, will be able to make this decision of whether to read my blog or not. Or to type the address or click on the link.

Thirdly, the spammer smacked the label "immature" on me.

Ha...Ha...Ha...gosh I'm gagging! Please stop...*roll eyes*

I'm sure you have read this sentence before.

But let me just ask you again.

What do you want to be?

The Pot?

or The Kettle?

Because from what I'm reading off there, we are of no difference. You being that spammer in my tag board how mature is that?. Age doesn't limit to how someone can think, moreover a man's brain fully mature only when he is 28. And so what if I'm not mature enough for you? You can't do anything about it can you? So if you can't then just deal it.

Unless you are 28 or that you are someone of higher authority than I am or some big ass muthafucker, then go ahead and judge me, smack that label on my butt like I've been a bad boy.

Oh as a matter of fact, you can be both the Pot and the Kettle.

I have deleted you spams off my tag board for a very good reason, and I don't think I have to explain that to you. Because if you are mature enough you can sort that out yourself.

And Oh its not what you think it is.

Cheers have a nice day.

Killer Week

2008-07-19T01:48:00.000-07:00

I should apologise for my past 半桶水 post.

I'm like super busy these past few days with work...

I promise some thing good soon

FUCKTARDS!!!!

2008-07-17T04:01:00.000-07:00

I HATE STUPID CUSTOMERS.

I expect all my customers to have at least a certain level of intelligence before they even call up and ask about anything.

I hate customers who call in and demand what is advertised in the papers on each and every traveling date.

Sorry my dear, even promotions have terms and conditions, its either you accept the terms and conditions and purchase. OR you just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK OFF and stop wasting my time.

Your Nursery Rhymes

2008-07-12T21:32:00.000-07:00

Mary! Mary! Quite contrary.
How does your garden grow?
"I live with my brat,"
"In a high rise flat,"
"So how in the hell would I know?!?"

TAGGGG

2008-07-06T07:24:00.003-07:00

BITCHES!!!

TAGBOARD IS UP AGAIN...

AND THIS TIME I TOLERATE FLAMING COMMENTS...

OMGISA!!!!

2008-07-06T02:53:00.000-07:00

OMGISA = OH MY GOD IT'S SUNDAY ALREADY!!!

Seriously I hate the feeling of how a Sunday would eventually lead to a Monday.

In fact the feeling is a progressive one.

It started out as TGIF, then it developed into GIS (Great It's Saturday).

Then, its the current OMGISA which would eventually evolve to FIFM (FUCK!! Its Fucking Monday).

Tuesdays would be OGIOT (Oh God Its Only Tuesday!?!?) and Wednesday would be the dreadful IOMW (ITS ONLY MID WEEK!!!!).

Thursdays would be IDS (I'm Dying Soon...) and then its Friday.

Somehow we are all caught in this vicious cycle of dreadful emotions. And trust me, you can never get out of it unless you retire. And since most of you readers out there are at most 28, you still have 37 mores years to go.

Which would boil down to going through this cycle for another 1924 times (taking that there are 52weeks in a year and you retire at the age of 65)

I feel damn nua now and I don't even feel like going to work tomorrow. And my next off day is the coming weekends. 5 days of consecutive work is not really for me, but then again, MONEY MONEY MONEY.

Enlistment is coming really soon for me. Much earlier than I thought it would be. And since I'm not going to be wearing any ugly green uniform and walking 24km with at 17kg (or maybe even more) baggage, I guess I could make do with that.

And if I were to carry that baggage, I would most probably be asking my Sergent if I could check in my luggage and hand carry a 7kg bag. *Shivers* Okay...cold joke here...Ignore it...

Yea...

So...

I want to win that iPod Touch!!!!

I Love My Apple

2008-07-04T08:28:00.000-07:00

I had a dream one day...well it was quite a weird dream. I had it after I bought my Apple iPod and eating 2 big Fuji apple before I went to sleep. Seriously I have no idea which caused it, but I'm sure its related.

I dreamed that I was wrestling 2 apples? Now how crazy was that! I find it amusing; so I am going to use my lousy photoshop skills and try to depict the whole scene out.

Here goes.

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Today's Matchup!!!

On one side weighing a total of 350gm and standing a combine height of 10 inches tall. Its theeeeeeeeeeeee APPLE TWIN!!!

*crowd goes wild*

And on the other side of the ring standing at a height of 172cm and weighing *bleep*. Its The Curly Mustache C.Y.!!!

*crowd boos*

Its going to be a interesting match today!!!

With the greatest tag team brothers against the evil apple eating Curly Mustache C.Y.!!!

All of them look so fired up.
They want to eat each other alive!!!

Oh now lets see who's up against C.Y for the first round!

OH ITS APPLE NO. 1 !!!!

Do you think he stands a chance against him?

Oh NO!! C.Y is glaring at Apple No. 1. What is he going to do?

OH C.Y. grappled Apple No. 1!!

His dexterity is impeccable, his swift move caught Apple No. 1 off guard!!!

OH LOOK AT HOW HE EXECUTE THAT MOVE!!!

Apple No. 1 is definitely going to perish in C.Y. stomach!!!

*Crowd Gasps*

OH!!! In such a fast move, Apple No. 1 is bashed and stripped of all his flesh!!!

Here, our camera man took a shot of the dead Apple twin.

Next up, it will be Apple No. 2.

Will he bring revenge for his fallen brother that he so loved.

We will find out after this commercial.

Welcome back to today's great match!!!

Now, Apple No. 2 is going to face C.Y. Will he triumph against the one who ate his brother?

Now lets get back to the action.

Oh!!! Now C.Y. is getting thrashed by Apple No. 2. Apple No. 2 may stand a chance against CY.

OH MY GOD!!! Apple No. 2 lifted C.Y up and OH!!! He threw him at the camera man.

*Crowd Cheers*

Poor fella!!

Oh CY is standing up and climbing back into the ring.

He seemed to have taken heavy damage from that throw.

OH!!! Its the Glare again!!!

WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO!!!!

OMIGOSH!!! ITS THE BIG CHOMP AGAIN!!!

LOOK AT HOW HE CHOWS DOWN ON APPLE NO. 2!!!

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD!!!

*Ding Ding*

*Crowd Boos*

AND THE WINNER FOR TODAY'S MATCH UP IS.......

C.Y!!!

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Phew...

Sounds crazy right. Yea, I though so too.

But anyway, I love apples, I love all kinds of apples. But I love my iPod Nano THE BEST!!!

I Like how the album art changes and fades slowly.

I fell in love with this iPod, when it first came out and it did not take me long before I grabbed it from the shelves of EpiCenter.

If I ever see Steve Jobs in person, I will kowtow to him for creating such an exquisite art piece. Every iPod is a style, a style that changes boring bus rides and disastrous movie dates into your favorite music journey and audio rendezvous.

But one damn thing I do not like about this iPod is that, the backing scratches DAMN FREAKING EASILY!!! But then I protected mine with addition protector so whatever you see up there are damages to the protector.

And the iPod nano is sooooooo freaking small as well. It fits into the tightest jeans ever. HELL it even fits into Jennifer Lopez's skinny jeans back pocket with very little effort!!

I highly recommend ALL my readers to grab an iPod. You either go down to an EpiCenter, which is located at Suntec City and Wheelock or you can go down to iShop at Cineleisure level 3. OR if you have a credit card, you can order yours from http://store.apple.com/sg/.

At the online store, you can have your iPod Nano engraved with the names of your love ones or yourself or EVEN a logo which you can upload to them!!! And all that at a very very low cost!!! No need to worry about damaging your iPod because the engraving is handled by professionals!!!

If I were...

2008-06-30T21:08:00.000-07:00

If I were a weather reporter for today, I would most likely be saying:

Today's weather is FUCKED UP.
Remember to bring an umbrella, because if it rains you are FUCKED.
The skies looked FUCKED UP today.
Temperature is around 32*C in the morning.

Weather forecast for tomorrow would most likely be Sunny, which I think is BULLSHIT!!

I would most likely lose my job the moment I go out of air.

But anyway this post is not about me wanting to report the daily bullshit forecast by some assholes.

Okay, I am not racist over here and I love all my colored friends as much as anything in this world. But can anyone explain to me WHY on Earth do I get so irritated by *certain race* customers whenever they call in to ask for questions? I don't particularly hate *certain race* but I just keep my distance from them for some reasons. Its really nothing personal and I'm not attacking any *certain race* here.

But the thing is I just cannot phantom why do I get so irritated. Probably its because they ask really dumb and rhetorical questions. Oh wait, ALL customers do ask such dumb and rhetorical questions.

And I realise why traffic is sooooooo fucking slow whenever some car break down or whenever an accident happened.

Its because Singaporeans are FUCKING KAYPO. Drivers just drives slowly to watch 'show' and slows down the whole fucking traffic. I really wonder what is there to look lur. Car breakdown only mah. At road shoulder still want to drive slowly and see.

I really cannot get it though; why Singaporeans like to KAYPO so much.

But anyway, I've made a discovery yesterday. Certain someone is working at certain graphic tee boutique at certain shopping center with certain cone shaped structure and certain major bookstore.

Of Lightsticks, Laughter and Liquor. It was FABULOUS. HUAT AH!!!

Revoir Part 3 - Wanted

2008-06-30T10:34:00.000-07:00

No amount of review by me can make me describe this movie.

I've watched it and this is what I would say:

YOU BETTER IN DAMN HELL WATCH THIS MOTHER FUCKING MOVIE.

This movie is action packed ALL the way from the start of the movie through to the end of it. Really. Its like siting on a 2 hour roller coaster with no uphill pulls. Its just action packed, fast paced and slow motioned flick.

I feel that the official trailer doesn't do the movie enough justice. Because the real movie is way better than that.

But anyway here is the trailer.

Revoir Part 2 - Shaolin Girls?

2008-06-24T00:36:00.000-07:00

If there is a good example of why I really don't want to pay to watch movies it would probably be this movie here.

I just couldn't remain silent about this movie. Because this movie is really FUCKED UP!!

I literally hate this movie. It is the first movie that I have felt so strongly against a movie like this. I left before this movie even ended. And guess what, the day that I watch this movie, the movie theatre was fulled.

Okay, I get the idea of Shaolin Martial Arts being incorporated into sports, because Shaolin Soccer did just that. In this movie, the director decide to grotesquely mixed Shaolin Kungfu and Lacrosse together. Lacrosse being a women's sport, fine.

The first thing that the audience laughed at was how the Japanese actor butchered the Chinese Language. It barely recognisable and it sounded more like a foreign language rather than Mandarin.

Secondly, Personally I dun quite like the idea of watching a Japanese movie on the big screen. Because I will be spending my time trying to read the subtitles rather than watch the movie. And the banters are very very lame as well.

By the mid of the movie I was already fidgeting around my seat. I am just not really interested in watch that movie any more.

The plot is very simple in fact.

1. Shaolin girl (main actress and hereby known as SG) finishes her training in Shaolin Temple.

2. She returns to Japan to spread this art.

3. She joins the lacrosse team

4. University principal knew about SG.

5. Turns out SG has got great inner power within her.

6. Principal belongs to the dark side and wants SG along with him (*roll eyes* its sooooooooo Star-wars-Luke-I-Am-Your-Father moment).

7. Principal turns out to be...*drum roll*...yea...wait...for it...its coming...oh yea...you'll never see it coming...you'll never know what hit you...SG's Dad.

8. SG and Principal fights on the surface of a deep pool a la Naruto. In which it prompt me to leave the cinema.

9. SG unleashes her inner power a la Naruto and defeats Principal.

10. End, Yawnzz.

This movie SUCKS!!! Its not worth the weekend pricing. Wait, its not even worth the weekday pricing and its not even worth the watch on the Net.

And this movie made me learn one very important lesson-

Japanese should stick to Japanese and Chinese should stick to Mandarin

TRIPLE Revoir Part 1 - I, Lucifer

2008-06-23T21:21:00.000-07:00

I am bored stiff, yet again, in the cold environment of my office. I am feeling really sleepy already and the air-condition isn't really helping with keeping me awake.

But anyway, I'm here to blog some entries to help me pass time.

I am going to review a book I bought way back, but really haven't got the time to finish it.

Its the book called "I, Lucifer"

The storyline is very simple, it revolves around the Devil, Lucifer. But here is the catch - Lucifer was given the chance to go back up. Yes, back up into Heaven. Of course, Lucifer took the chance into reconciliaition with the Old One up there. There was a great deal of condition here, Lucifer would have to live on the mortal world, as a mortal. So Lucifer was given the body of a writer by the name of Declan Gunn, whose career as a writer came to end even before he died.

This book has no apparent plot to it, neither does it have a progression of storyline to it. Basically, this book is really all about Lucifer, being the narcissistic being that he is. Since there is no apparent plot to the book, the author can only entice the readers with witty lines and bombastic English.

This book is really an extremist, its either you love it or you hate it. There is alot of digression from the main story plot in the form of parentasis. The digressions can be as short as a few words to a full fledge paragraph that takes up the whole page.

I like how the author made a simple expression of being "dead drunk" into a whole paragraph of descriptive, and everything right down to slightest detail detail.

Here is an excerpt from the booking describing how Lucifer felt about the crucification:

I've heard some theological guff in my time, but one of the most idiotic theories I've ever come across is the one suggesting that I possessed Judas Iscariot in order to bring about Jimmeny's betrayal. Can anyone explain this to me? Actually don't bother. I know the explanation. (I know all the explanations.) The explanation is that millions of people all over the world, despite being in full possession of a functioning cerebrum, think I wanted Christ crucified. Now if you'll allow me to be blunt for a moment: Are these people retarded? Christ's crucifixion was going to restart the mechanism for the forgiveness of sins. Which would mean? No one has to go to Hell.

So could you please tell me why I would do anything to help bring that about?

And guess what this book is going to be made into a movie that goes with the same name!!!

And the surprise is that the rumors are both Daniel Craig and Ewan Mcgregor are going to be part of the movie.

Now, I don't think Daniel Craig would be a stranger to any of us, but as always, for those that have been living under a rock, he is the new James Bond from the movie 007 Casino Royale and one of main lead opposite Nicole Kidman from the movie adaption of The Golden Compass.

Somehow, he does look the part of Lucifer with that picture on top. The buzz-cut hair, the white top with that blue jeans. He made look seemed a million dollar. He isn't exactly old but he isn't exactly young. But at least he looks alot better than Richard Gere or George Clooney; and Brad Pitt is so passe.

Well, I'm sure the Devil is not some old fogey, who has a pot belly, bitch tits and has a loose sack of hairy potatoe for his butt. And I think with the picture on top, we may have found a suitable (not perfect, mind you) actor for Lucifer.

And then we have Ewan Mcgregor, who is rumored to play the career dumped Declan Gunn (Declan Gunn is actually the anagram of Glenn Duncan, who is the name of the real author of the book, the book does have many reference to what Glenn Duncan wrote and in many forms, parodied versions of it, for example in real life Glenn Duncan wrote a book "Bodies in Motion" while in the book, Declan Gunn wrote a book by the title of "Bodies in Motion, Bodies at Rest.") who killed himself in a bathroom.

Ewan "Obi-Wan-Kenobi" Mcgregor is, as the name puts it, the actor behind the lightsaber-wielding jedi and mentor to the greatest Sith in the Star Wars series. He also acted opposite Nicole Kidman as a role of an author in the sexy musical cabaret (pronounced as Care-Ber-Ray) movie "Moulin Rouge".

Anyway here is Ewan Mcgregor in a skirt, I mean kilt.

I Lub KL Dip Dip

2008-06-22T20:59:00.000-07:00

I'm bored fucking stiff in my office...so I am blogging now to past time. Its barely past 1230 and I am already groaning in agony because of the boredom.

Anyway, on a side note, I have decided to quite half of my jobs - that is the Cafe Cartel.

Firstly, its because its tiring

Secondly, it earns alot less

Third, It has caused me alot of my personal time with my friends.

But anyway here is the KL trip post that I've promised you guys.

½ KLCC Petronas Tower.

Anyway our trip started on a Friday night. It was a night bus anyway.

The bus ride was damn comfortable because we were siting on the Super VIP bus. The leg room is definitely more than what I need.

Ultimate Leg Room for people with long leg.

Here is our beloved Queen, sending his farewell messages to his loves

And the in-bus entertainment was okay I guess, since there are films like Dreamgirls and some other more famous movies that I enjoy watching.

The bus made a stop over at Yong Peng. The things that they sell there ARE FREAKING FUCKING EXPENSIVE!!! Like a pack of gum cost 6FRM (FUCKING RIGGIT). They are definitely earning the Singaporean money. The stopover was fulfilled with cigarettes and lotsa bitching.

So the bus continues anyway after the stopover. I couldn't sleep because I was kinda excited with the whole trip. I managed to dozed off for a while before I woke up again. Benji couldn't sleep as well, and we ended up talking about alot of things.

And after much talking we arrived in our destination. Berjaya Time Square, well, opposite it. Cigarettes first before we went searching for our hotel. One thing about the night is that, I am very lost and disorientated. We could have make a first right turn and walk about 5mins to our hotel. But instead, we took a longer route and walked about 20mins before we are able to find our hotel.

Checking in was quite an unpleasant experience because the staff was asking very idiotic questions.

Here is our room for the next 4 fabulouse nights to come. And we bought beer and cigarettes since it was already 130am when we have already checked in.

Look at that ugly cigarette pack that Singapore cigarettes have.

And here is the view of our hotel room (which is also a smoking room BTW) which was kinda spectacular.

Anyway the next day was spent wandering around Berjaya Time Square. With lots of cam-whoring. We ended up bitching and eating at Dome.

But anyway here are the slide shows for our personal cam-whoring while we were at Dome. There are too many pictures to put individually.

So that was our tireless cam-whoring while we were waiting for Joe and Theresa.

We have to wait for them at KLCC for them. So I tried out my new baby. And took a few photos with it...

both pictures are taken using panoramic functions.

So for the rest of the day, it was done slacking and sleep until we were called up to visit Marketplace.

I would say this club is fabulous, because it has got the whole building by itself. Moreover the people there are cool as well and the music is great. But then it closes abit early for a Saturday night.

I was still high by the end of the night, like really really high.

Luckily we did not wake up the next morning with a hangover.

The next day was spent pretty much walking around Bukit Bintang area. And after that we went over to Pavilion. And this place is MASSIVE!!!

Every single boutique is at least 2 levels, Versace, Prada, Gucci, Ferragamo and even Juicy Couture.

And then we had lunch at Tony Roma's

Yeap, and then we slacked off at Starbucks. We then realised that our cash is running really really low.

Day 4 was spend really economically but I have to say one thing. The food was really great especially the road side stores.

*Side notes: this blog post took me alot of time to do and by the end of it, I got really bored and uninterested. So I am going to spam some photos anyway.*

Revoir - Anorexic Man

2008-06-17T10:39:00.000-07:00

If there are any phones that brings a perfect matrimony between design and functionality, that would be the new Sony Ericsson W890i (okay its my own opinion so shut up about it.). This phone adds on to the competition for being a slim music phone (weighing only 76gm!?!?!), with other competitors like Nokia XpressMusic™ 5310 and Samsung phones alike.

The Mocha Bronze makes the phone look like a fashion spread by itself

But anyway this is my new toy that I bought recently for a really good deal of $98, along with a recontract of 2years with Singtel. I would say this is a pretty good bargain for a relatively new phone that is out on the market.

I can now listen to my favorite remixes before hitting the watering hole.

Being a Sony Ericsson and a Walkman phone, this baby here boast nothing but great memory features and media functions. Coming along with a 2gb memory card, you can store as much as 1500 songs or lot of pictures or alot of videos. Which means endless camwhoring without you stupid phone complaining about memory space.

Other than the music player function, Sony Ericsson have decided to put in a 3.2megapixel camera and also a front camera for video calls. One of my favorite functions about this phone is the PhotoDJ™ application that comes pre-installed along with this pretty baby.

For the benefit of those that have never used a Sony Ericsson phone before or those who are IT Dinosaurs, I shall explain this application in short. This application is the really simplifiied version of your Adobe Photoshop. You can edit your photos, add in effects, text and alot other special effects with this handy application. Like how I did it.

With the PhotoDJ™ application, you can edit your photos anytime, anywhere

This phone has got the other basic commodities of a modern phone. It has got blue tooth functions, photo taking, video and hell lots of other functions that make our life easier. And this phone is almost comparable to the Nokia Navigator phone. Because it has a one touch access to Google Map.

Now, even without expensive phones that burn holes in your Levi's 501 Jeans, you would be able to find your way to where you want to go. Moreover the map is exactly like what you see on Google Map.

But one thing about this phone is that the charging/earphone port is at the side of the phone. Which means you will have an unsightly protrusion whenever you want to listen to music or to the radio.

Personally I wouldn't mind that port to be on the base of the phone. But I would definitely prefer to have a dedicated 2.5/3.5 mm earphone jack on the top or the base of the phone.

I am happy with this pretty buy and I intend to stick to this phone like my V3i. I would definitely miss the flip phone action. You know like when you hate that caller, you can smack shut the phone which would probably give you more satisfaction that just gently pressing that hang up button.

Featured Music

Love For A Child - Jason Mraz, We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things

So Damn Freaking Bored

2008-06-16T02:40:00.000-07:00

Okay, it really is the low season for the travel industry now.

Its so low it makes...erm...its just damn freaking low.

I am so freaking bored in the office. And for a whole hour, I was looking through Google Map again. This time, I am looking for where my friends are living. Yes I am just that bored...

Even my boss is getting so bored she is literally chatting with us.

With no customers asking pesky questions and callers asking similarly dumb questions as well. I really miss these people alot.

But anyway, I was sent for a course last Thursday at Cineleisure.

I was wondering what kind of a course it would be since my agency sent me over.

I was there and the venue happened to be inside a cinema. And after some needed introduction by the organizer, the movie started.

MOVIE?!?!

I though I was there for a course on the winter packages to Europe. But we ended up watching a movie. And what movie was it?

This.

The Incredible Hulk.

I was pretty much prepared for some boring introduction with lots of pictures of places that I will not be able to travel to for the next 12341534623456345 years.

But this, the movie, was unexpected.

But who cares, we were one of the first few to catch the full movie FREE OF CHARGE!!!

Anyway the movie wasn't as incredible as I thought it would be. But it was definitely better than its predecessor, The Hulk.

The current Hulk is a lot darker and more emo as compared to the previous Hulk. The old Hulk just seem more like a pansy, mummy's boy as compared to the new Hulk who is more like an angsty, no-one-fucking-understands-me, emo, eye-liner, black oily hair boy.

Mummy's boy

VS

Emo angsty Kid.

The story is very simple as well and doesn't deviate too much from the previous movie as well.

This movie isn't really worth the $10 ticketing price. I would go so far as to say that it is only worth a weekday afternoon ticket price of $7.50.

But still, its worth that little interest to watch if you are not into chick flicks or Sex and The City.

My New Toy!!!

2008-06-15T22:14:00.000-07:00

After 2 years 3 months and 14days, I have finally changed my phone.

To this beauty here:

This phone is soooo slim it makes Paris Hilton look fat...

Will blog more when I get home...

Kay Elle

2008-06-12T02:49:00.000-07:00

I'm at work now like surfing the net indefinitely.

Somehow, I wondered onto google map. And I searched for the places that I have been to recently.

Somehow I still fucking miss KL and Brisbane.

For KL, I miss the long shopping trips. The people especially.

Seriously I have no idea what I am writing over here. But one point I would like to make here is

I FUCKING MISS KL AND I WANT TO GO BACK THERE AGAIN.

I'm Back

2008-06-10T20:07:00.000-07:00

After 5 days, countless cigarettes, beautiful people, clubbing, drinking, eating, vodka, cranberry, cigarettes, more beautiful people, shopping, beer, smoking in the room, long bus journey, being a pissed off room mate, late night suppers, even more beautiful people, white wine, bitching, eating, sleeping, sleeping late, sleeping really late, more cigarettes, cam-whoring, starbucks, rain, bargaining, three-eight-ing, gossiping, even more cam whoring, mingling, ogling at the beautiful people, feeling depressed on the last day, sinking deeper into depression because I'm leaving the beautiful people of KL, Pavilion shopping and irritating babies in bus

I AM BACK FROM KL.

KL就是不同。
KL的shopping不同，
KL的club不同，
KL的男人不同，
KL的女人不同，
KL的饮食也不同，
KL的交通不同，
KL东南西北左右前后上下都不同。

Late Night...12 More Hours

2008-06-05T13:22:00.000-07:00

I found out one thing about alot of bloggers, especially male bloggers - is that, most of us blog at the weirdest hours ever.

Like its 4.30am now and I am siting in front of my computer blogging because I couldn't sleep.

Anyway a few days ago this auntie (who looks educated) came over to my office and asked some questions regarding Japan. And that she wants to go back to her hometown. So with all my knowledge about Japan I told her. So she requested that I help her check on which packages flies over to Japan, Sapporo. This auntie really pissed the fucking shyt out of me. I so want to slap her like this.

She asked whether SQ (Singapore Airline) flies over to Sapporo directly. I answered "No" since there are no flights that flies from Singapore directly to Sapporo. Because all these flights have to stopover at Narita airport in order to fly over to Sapporo.

And guess what she told me?

"I remember taking one plane from Singapore all the way to Sapporo leh. But I forgot which airline liao." (All of these in Chinese.)

I don't understand why some people like say they "remember" somethings but then add a "forget" something after that. It ironic. It stupid.

So in my greatest patience, I explained to her, in English, why there are no flights from Singapore that flies directly to Sapporo.

She replied: "I don't understand English."

WTF!!!

HOW CAN YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!!!

Fine!!! I explained it to her in Chinese.

The whole time I was serving her, she act as if she knows everything about Japan. So what if she is from Japan. I am the tour consultant and when I tell you something about Japan YOU better listen because all the other tour agents are going to repeat the same fucking thing to you.

And if you are so fucking smart, why don't you fucking book your own fucking flight and your own fucking hotel, fucking plan your own fucking itinerary or even fucking better set up your own fucking tour agency since you are so fucking sure that there are fucking flights from fucking Singapore that fucking flies to fucking Sapporo, in fucking Japan. (Omit the bold letters for PG ratings)

Like comeon, you don't even understand English. Don't come boasting to me, your little knowledge about Japan and your stupid little hometown in Fukuoka. For the record, flight schedule that day does not have any flights flying back to Singapore from Fukuoka.

And I don't understand why people like to do things last minute, especially Singaporeans. Why do Singaporeans fucking like to book their tours last minute and complain about it being too expensive?

Like if you know that there is a long holiday coming up, book your tours early. Why wait until the last minute and book your tour? What? You waiting for last minute discounts arh? I say:

YOU CAN GO
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SUCK
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COCK!!!

To slap some bitches click on this

PS: Off to KL soon...

Green in my face, brown in my underpants

2008-06-03T21:50:00.000-07:00

I was on the bus this morning on the way to work.

While I was waiting at the bus stop, a terrible ominous pain came forth to my mid-section which is my tummy.

I though I could bear with that pain and the "gushing" sensation in my stomach. And I did.

This sinister pain seems to have a mind of its own. I would say my tummy planned all of these diabolical plans which are strategically timed to make me hapless at circumstances whereby I can do nothing but suffer the full blow of it.

The bus was packed and hot and the air condition felt particularly stuffy today. I was actually waiting for the bus to exit from the expressway.

*Pauses entry writing for weird guy doing fortune telling*

Sorry for the pause, anyway yea. I started feeling fainting and I was literally breaking out in cold sweat. This is the first time in my life my natural bowel cycle made me feel weak.

I alighted the bus as soon as it reaches Tanglin CC. I didn't even bother tapping my card out because all my brain was thinking was

"TOILET TOILET YOU NEED TO FIND A FUCKING TOILET."

I took a quick walk to Tanglin CC. For a moment while I was walking I suddenly...erm...everything just turned very bright. Its like I almost went to Heaven. Somehow I knew my tummy won this war against my endurance. I was at my maximum capacity already.

This was the first time in my life I actually needed a toilet that bad.

I found the toilet. And boy was I quick in unbuttoning my pants.

The feeling of release never felt so good.

I was actually in Heaven, well thats my imagination.

I've learned one thing from this experience is that - Never hold your bowels

Revoir - Jason Mraz

2008-06-02T11:33:00.000-07:00

I think I am going to just diversify the "Revoir" section of my blog.

Rather than making several different review sections why not I just consolidate all of them into one big section. Seriously I need to maintain something in my blog in order to keep the readership constant. But if you guys could just bring in more people for me to demonstrate my propaganda then by all means please be my blog evangelist.

So for now I am going to review one of my favorite male singer - Jason Mraz.

I don't think I should re-introduce him again, but he is the genius behind popular acoustic rock tracks like Curbside Prophet, The Remedy, You and I, Geek in the Pink and Wordplay.

His past 2 albums, Waiting for My Rocket to Come and Mr A-Z has been great successes for him. Waiting for My Rocket To Come went Platinum and Mr A-Z won a Grammy for Best Engineered Album, Non Classical. His first performance in Singapore was a total sold out as well. I couldn't even get the tickets because it was sold out one month before the concert.

Now he has got a new album names We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things (not exactly the most appropriate title but who the hell gives a fuck.). I have "bought" this album and personally I quite enjoy it for its has a few tracks that are quite catchy. If I could make an analogy about his music, I would say that its like Asians eating rice. You will never get sick of it in a very long time.

One of the tracks in the album, Lucky is a collaboration with Colbie Caillat is one of my favorite tracks in the album. Because you simply get the best in one track. Unlike his past collaboration with Bella Lisa, this collaboration is like the white acoustic rock version of Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Even though his musicis a total deviant from your usual shouting, heavy bass, screechy guitar and total bad singing (Yes I am talking about Linkin Park you head banging morons and I seriously hope that lead singer don't get so lucky with pneumonia the next time round), he definitely have his fan base in here in Asia.

So for now let us all buy his album and support his music. No I did not download his music.

Featured Music

Lucky (feat. Colbie Caillat) - Jason Mraz, We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things

Blog Fit....Relapse!!!

2008-05-20T09:27:00.000-07:00

Okay, I think its one of those seasons whereby I have lots of things to blog and I have lots of time to blog about it.

Yea, the previous 2 entries was done in my office when I am like really bored with nothing to do. Work today was like really boring. I ended up falling asleep most of the time and the cold condition of the work place is not helping me keep awake albeit the amount of coffee I've drowned myself in.

Anyway, I have received the new card from UOB!!!

Its the NOW Card!!

Okay the card is abit ugly I have to say. I would rather have the colors inverted. Like I want a black background with the "NOW" in Scarlet Johanson red. I think everyone gets the Platinum card...IDK.

But the great thing about this card besides all the fabulous rebates you get when purchasing is that this card actually doubles itself as an EZ-Link card!

Like no more ugly Tiertary or Secondary EZ Link cards to bring around.

And the top up function is really simple and its directly deducted from that account.

You can apply for this card at any UOB Bank outlets. For more information inquire at the front counters.

So to move on.

I have did some knitting lately. I don't knit for human beings but rather I knit for dollfies. There is not much difference except that one is much smaller in scale as compared.

I have knitted these 2 scarfs for dolls.

A knitted scarf in multiple colours. This took me about 2 days to finish.

Black and White Crochet scarf which took me about 2 days to finish as well.

As for now I am knitting a hat. For more of my works go to this blog. I am opening myself to commission because I want to get a dollfie as well. I want a manly man for a doll not a pretty boy or a gorgeous babe.

On another note, I have already booked a trip with a 2 other friends. Even though through the process of this trip, alot of people backed out because of lame reasons and sudden lack of spontaneity, we have decided to go ahead with this trip WITH OR WITHOUT them. Because throughout the planning process of this trip, we can see who are those we really call friends.

So because of this trip, I will have to postpone alot of other things I want to buy. For one its a PSP Lite.
I want the sky blue one!!!

I guess the reason why I wanted to get one of these is because so many friends around me has been getting it. Well you see, peer pressure can be a very powerful weapon. Anyway I have been looking forward to the 6th of June, where I would be coaching off to KL with 2 other friends.

I really need a break for that right now.

Anyway...I will end this abruptly here...running out of ideas already...

Blog fit!!!

2008-05-19T21:59:00.000-07:00

If someone has bitch fits then I am having a blog fit right now.

IDK...I have been blog hopping alot during work and I stumbled on quite a few blogs though, mostly people that you wished were your boyfriends.

Apart from their emo posts, they all seem to be living according to what Good Charlotte sang "Lifestyle of the Rich and the Famous".

Oh yea they are famous alright and boy are they loaded...

But why do such people live vicariously?

The straight-up-your-ass-fart-in-the-face-answer is "They can"

Which is why it causes certain social stigma and status quo conflict when they mingle around with people that couldn't afford to live their way.

It sometimes becomes too stressful for the people who can't, due to multiple gossips and peer pressure, that they started to drift away from them.

Somehow we have to empathize for these people. They are really out to find true friends but mostly all they get are friends that care nothing but the fame and the other extrinsic perks that comes along with that friendship.

It may take 20 people to become that famous group because they are good looking, some really rich or it may just take one person to get up there with firm solid foot hold on his position within the community. Whoever do you think is going to fall soon is really up to your own judgement. But I am rooting for the single with that quality position from where he stands.

Back to the rich and famous topic.

I always dream of living that way. I thought I would be happy living that way though.

But as age accumulates and wisdom gathers. A question dawns on me and I ponder.

"Are these people really happy?"

Who knows...

But I know for now, I dun the urge to climb up whatever social ladder they had to climb in order to be where they are. I am contented with where I am at the moment and I don't intend to go anywhere at the moment.

I may not be living as lavishly as they are. I may not be living as glamorously as they are. But I am hell sure I am living a more contented live and a more meaningful life as compared to them.

Admidst all the...

2008-05-18T22:13:00.000-07:00

Clubbing is fun.

But clubbing in a big club along with 18730958723094752 other people is not fun.

St James was damn fucking pack on Sunday and it literally became a "Push and Shove" situation. You push people around and you shove them in order to move around.

But then again lets move on to a move rant-y cum emo-y post.

Recently I have heard alot of things about couples breaking up. Well these couples are like couples match make in heaven. Like Brad-nifer-ish couple.

So its kinda sad to hear that such people who found themselves together still ended up with broken hearts.

It brings me to this point: Why is it so hard to find that Someone?

Everytime you look at this person and you go "I want to spend the rest of my life with him/her. He/She is the One for me."

The mainstream media has plague our love deprived minds with too much sappy love stories. I think the truth is, there is no The One. There is no one out there that fits your part of the puzzle nicely. No perfect fit. Its either your medium T-shirt is too small or your L sized t-shirt is too large.

I am no love expert. But I think the best coherent for a lasting relationship is patience and tolerance. Imagine your relationship as a rose bush. Without much cultivation you are only going to get a bush of thorns and leaves.

But why do we continue this futile ardous search for that One in our lives remains a question with million answers. Some of us believe there is The One. Some of us just hoped for the best.

But what I guess is that we should all be happy with who we are with right now. Cherish the good moments that we all share.

Still its ironic that I find truth in what Violet said in the movie Ultraviolet:

"These moments, as beautiful as they are. They are evil when they are gone."

Because rather than the bad memories hurting us, its the wonderful memories we share with out other half that tears us further apart. We know these moments are never going to be there again.

PS: this post was written in lieu with lots of things that happened.

Featured Music

Baby, Come To Me - James Ingram feat Patti Austin; Forever More

BITCH!!!

2008-05-16T14:23:00.000-07:00

I just came back from drinking with one of my ex-classmate. We talked about alot of stuff over 2 glasses of really good quality Long Island Tea (by the end of that glass we were almost talking gibberish, I emphasize ALMOST.).

It came to this topic of relationships and sex.

She thinks that its not worth it to chase over a guy with a small dick. I don't know how true is that, but if she is talking about sex, maybe so. Because size does matter in some sense.

As for me, I am a walking relic which is why I am still in the 'new-in-shrink-wrap' condition. I think the first time is always important, sacred and rather selfish in some sense. Because I don't want my first fuck to end with waking up in the morning not knowing who the hell is sleeping beside you or not knowing where you are.

I don't want it to become a series of questions in my head like this:

Where the fuck am I?
Why the fuck am I doing here?
Who the fuck are you?
What the fuck did we do?
When the fuck did I meet you?
How the fuck did I end up here?

And all the above questions asked with a terrible migraine having a brawl at your head, while you try to recall what really happened after you downed that last beer (usually its not the last, but rather the last you remember.)

No, that is just not the way I want it. Maybe after the first time, promiscuity could be tolerated?
I don't know...really. It may seemed that I might not enjoy sex?

Then Carol and I dwell into Players. Players as in fuck-flirts, Casanova, James-Bond-sex-escapades-with-different-babes-every-series type of people.

One way or another we are players in the field of love (Oh god, this sentence sounded like I read too much Literature.), its either we are playing or getting played. I've heard of examples whereby the girl was in a "relationship" with a guy for 2 years. They were like doing stuff together (I'm sure you are not too stupid to know what stuff am I referring to). And after 2 years, the guy just stop contacting the girl. The girl called the guy and the guy just said this:

"My girlfriend came back from Australia already....we were never really in a relationship."

Like WTF is wrong with these people!!!

Can you like imagine how that girl felt? Its like doing whoring for FREE!

But that girl is just plain dumb stupid. Like at least confirm before you do anything. Its like you paid $150 for a PSP to your brother for a second hand PSP. He then confiscated it 2 days later and claimed that the money you gave him wasn't for the payment, but rather out of "good-will".

For this kind of people, I will pluck out their balls like plucking grapes from the vines. I will slap their pussies until it looks like a donut.

Well.

But for me, I guess its best to stay single though.

But sometimes this status can be such a bitch. Because at certain point of times, you can really feel Loneliness and Emptiness farting right at your face and mock you for your current state. You can almost hear them laughing in their most evil laughter.

Oh yea, we made a banter for guys with damn hairy legs and still wear berms. Its like their leg hair traps little kids because the kids are lost inside. And its fire-hazardous.

2008-05-15T04:14:00.000-07:00

Hey bitches!!

I'm back with a new entry haha. This time its not going to be too much on a rant post. There will be pictures as well.

I have started my new job and boy do I love it. The people there get to bring people over to tours. My colleague just came back from Taiwan 2 days ago and then she is leaving again 2 days later to Japan. LIKE WTF RIGHT!!

I would kill to travel to Japan, Hokkaido lurr. Moreover, its all expenses paid leh. Your flight, your accommodation and daily basic expenses. That is the perks of working in a travel agency. But then again, you also get to travel to China to bring those boring aunties to some ulu places.

Oh, I have got a new bag! Check this out!

This AGVA bag is with courtesy of RippleVox (I LOVE YOU PEEPS).

Not gonna blog too much about it since I have yet to start using it. But its really comfortable I must say.

Oh let me show you guys something. Its some pictures I found from one of my emails and I am obliged to show you guys this fucking awesome Prime Estate in Austria.

Prime architectural design.

Environmental friendly

Sleek Interior Design furnished with top quality Italian furniture

Spacious common area that the residents can mingle around in.

Fully equipped sports facilities.

Gym with the best equipments.

And safe security.

But there is something about this place, that is a bit different from your other prime estates.

They call the residents inside "Inmates"

Its a FREAKING PRISON!!!

Fucking hell...What happened to all the high walls and barbwires?

There is GRASS and no on walking on it?!?!

SHYT...even the game room looks better than my room.

And individual television? The Austrian government must be crazy. Might as well install a flat panel for them. Equipped with PS3 and Wii...

And free roaming and open communication is like nothing.

Even the visitation room looks like a well build office. Oh Glass?

Hard to really realise that this is actually a prison.

Now this is one place Paris Hilton would love to stay in.

To Be An Interesting Blogger

2008-05-10T13:59:00.001-07:00

To be an interesting blogger, firstly you have to blog shyt.

Shyt as in good interesting things not bad boring tasteless craps (like this one here again)

You attend private events. You go to parties. You screw some celebrities. You take pictures with celebrities. You take pictures while screwing celebrities. Well you get the drift of things.

Random Blog Post No. 1987235872345 (Okay maybe not that much but stil its random...l)

2008-05-09T10:12:00.000-07:00

I haven't been blogging lately I realised. Too tired to blog (blogging apparently takes some physical and mental energy to do so, I dun want to end up giving people sucky blog entries like this one.)

Anyway, I left my job at NTUC Income and got myself employed within the second day (thanks to my wonderful resume *roll eyes*). I am going to start work this coming Monday though. Its something I think *ponders* I can work for long.

But anyway, I am kinda planning something the coming month. I seriously NEED to travel. The last time I went out of Singapore was last May - to Brisbane. Yea it was that long. And don't gimme crap about Sentosa, ITS STILL FUCKING SINGAPORE!!!

If you go onto youtube and search for "Memories in Brisbane" I think the first video is mine. I made it. Its just a slide show of pictures I took there with some music thats all.

Which brings me to this point - Whatever pictures, videos or shit you want to delete off your computer but still want it somewhere, just make a video out of it and upload it onto youtube. Because no one is going to watch your shyt except for yourself. Youtube isn't going to close down any sooner, nor is assholes going to flag your videos for copyright (fuck those people).

Seriously, you can do anything and put it into a video and just dump your shyt onto youtube. They are the trash collector of the cyber world literally.

I think I have reach a new level in dissing customers. This afternoon, I was working and I was suppose to make some desserts for the customers, but I had tons of pending orders before hers. My colleague told me "Eh this table is asking for her dessert, she say she waited very long already."

I checked the order. It was keyed in 5 minutes ago.

I told my colleague, in a loud voice, this "If they cannot wait, ask them to cancel the order, I will gladly do it for them because this is a restaurant not McDonald's and even McDonald's make you wait for your $2 cheese burger"

The customer kept really quiet after I said that.

The customer was just siting in front of me. I seriously dun care if they are going to complain because I know I have got other orders I need to expedite, so if you want your freaking dessert, you'll just have to wait for it. Because I am not going to fucking screw up the queue of the order just for your sake. Hell I am not going to attend to the Queen of England's request immediately if I have got other things that is need to be done. Such customers can like - FUCK OFF!!!

And a on Monday, there was this bunch of customer they called me over. Apparently some tiny bug 活逆了，想不开 came out and took a stroll to hell and landed himself on one of an empty chair at that table.

One old bitch told me "Your friend is there on the chair (pointing to the bug on the empty chair), can you ask your manager to come clear it away."

She was trying to be funny with me. So I tried to be funny with her to reciprocate the favor.

"Oh, I don't make friends with bugs, and that bug certainly wasn't looking for me. My manager is far too important to attend to such requests."

I grab that bug and walked away. That table had 3 other guys at least a million times larger than that poor little bug who was crushed under my hand.

Usually I would not do this, but that table is definitely abusing their rights as a customer. They complained about the slightest and lamest things EVER! That same bitch complained that the sauce on her chicken wasn't right and is "apparently the wrong sauce".

Like who the hell are you to tell us whether the default sauce was correct or not? We are the ones working here and I am hell damn fucking sure my colleague, who is a Chef de Partie, would not make such a dumb mistake.

And I cannot understand why customers must lie about something so minuscule that wouldn't hurt they big fat ego to admit that they are wrong about it?

The orders from their table got sent back a few times because it was done to their requests.

There was any requests to begin with either. They just claim they did asked for it.

If they did that at any restaurants in the States, I tell you, the managers will fucked them right up. And they have to eat their food as given to them.

Maybe so far all that I have written may have given you the impression that I have down right shitty customer service, but mind you - I am the best in this chain of restaurant. Yours truly have been approached several times during his duty in the restaurant by hotels within the area to work for them.

I work by this motto: you give me shyt, I'll hurl shyt back at cha'.

I think I have done my fair share of ranting here. Let me share with you some funny stand up comedy by this fag hag call Margaret Cho

its separated episodes from one of her sell out stand up called Assassin. She talks about literally EVERYTHING. And pokes at the most sensitive issue. She would most probably be escorted out of Singapore by Gurkas and end up with restriction order from entering Singapore IF she ever did a show in Singapore about Singapore (well you know how Singaporeans are ball-less and that we can't handle the truth).

Heat Wave

2008-05-04T07:38:00.000-07:00

I swear to whoever is cooling his ass off up there, but Singapore is definitely turning into a desert soon if it doesn't rain.

Gosh, what on Earth is wrong with the weather?

Oh wait, I get it.

Global Warming.

NOW YOU CHINA BASTARDS STOP RELEASING THOSE GASES, AND YOU INDONESIAN WHORES STOP BURNING FORESTS!!!

Jolly Me...Not

2008-04-23T10:15:00.000-07:00

This is more or less going to be a rant post, but I know you are going to read it anyway. So heck with it.

First thing first.

I CAN'T STAND MY FUCKING JOB ANYMORE!!!

Okay.

Not that its tiring nor is it stressful. I hardly get any stress from my boss.

Its just that its boring the shit out of me!!!

Seriously, I must wake up everyday early in the morning, squeeze in the freaking bus with the other passengers (oh some of them can really be a pain in the ass) and on certain occasions stand for(ever) in the bus because some lame idiot decided to crash his/her car in the center 2 lanes after the BKE/PIE exit. If you can't fucking drive with the big boys, then fuck off and drive with the little kids.

Train isn't any better with this. If you guys noticed, suicide by train have become the new trend. Just 2 weeks ago, someone jumped the tracks at Choa Chu Kang station. And that bozo, just cause half of Singapore to be late for work. 如果是为了一个想不通的笨家伙而迟到，我真的会在他尸体上拽他两脚在去搭个德士上班.

I can't really figure out why must people choose the train as one of the suiciding methods. If you are talking about the compensation, you can really forget about it, because its not happening. Moreover you must pay to get yourself killed.

Choose some other viable methods. Like sleeping pills(you migrate to Dreamland, whats not?) or laxative (you wouldn't die from laxative alone, you die of dehydration because you poop too much) or maybe by suffocation through Carbon Monoxide (you'll turn a lovely shade of neon pink but too bad you will not shine in the dark. I know someone who would die to die this way.).

I think I am going to end this post with my mum's picture to Yunan. When she came back and showed me the photos she had taken, I went: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO WITHOUT ME!!!. But then again, its Yunan, not fucking Hong Kong.

If she went to Hong Kong without telling me, I would 六亲不认，谁都不赏脸，翻脸翻到底!

Overworked...

2008-04-18T18:28:00.000-07:00

I think I am seriously overworked...

just look at the eye bags in this photo...

Back from unofficial Hiatus

2008-04-17T10:26:00.000-07:00

Hi guys, this time I should really apologize for the long vacation I took. Its a whooping 15days since I last blog, its 2 whole freaking weeks of neglecting my blog and my passionate readers.

Anyway, this is more or less going to be a rant post with some pictures thrown into it.

Work as always have been a pain in the ass, I just can't wait for my contract to finish. Seriously, if I see another Eldershield application form or any form of NTUC Income application I will go berserk and go around slaughtering anyone with paper shurikens I made from the forms they sent in.

While working, I am constantly keeping myself from going crazy and ending up killing myself with paper cuts.

Everyday is just the same old routine. Application, application, application and more applications. What irks me even more is untidy applications. Why can't people write properly? Why can't they just give a damn about the people who has to go through the freaking forms?

And another thing is, what is so difficult about filling in simple forms? The form clearly states that we need people to fill in the correct fields, the correct information. I have got a client who clearly called up and ask how to fill in a form that only requires his name, identification number, contact number, email, height and weight. The other things required is to just tick some boxes and sign in the box at the end of the application?

Seriously, you guys should have seen that form, its so freaking simple even a kindergarden kid can fill it up by himself. Comeon, that application form is not some SAT test.

And why do people like to do things last minute?

There are some forms that are sent to policy holders 6 months ago for them to slowly take their time to complete and have it send back within a period of 6 months. And on the day of the deadline, I get calls from policy holders panicking and asking whether they could send in the form by 8pm.

Like HARLOW!!! Some of us actually need to rest!!! And office hours ends at 6!!!

Really, I see a common trait in this country. Singaporeans start to panic when some big shit is about to happen or have already landed on their sorry ass.

One very good example - Early 2003, SARS Pandemic.

Nothing constructive was actually done in Singapore. We only started to panic and tries to salvage the situation when the rise in SARS cases went steeper than the SGX can rise.

所谓的上梁不正，下梁歪.

如果领导我们的领袖是个三脚猫，我们这些在底程的人也是泥菩萨过江，自身难保。
帮不了其他人，也难保自身。新加坡人一但没有一个能领导我们的人，就像只无头
苍蝇，乱飞乱撞。

For the benefit of my non-Chinese readers here:

If our leader does not possess the correct qualities and is haphazard in his/her work, what else is expected from us, the ones working hard at the bottom of the food chain. Without a good leader, Singaporeans are like headless cockroaches.

[DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT REFERRING THE GOVERNMENT OF SINGAPORE, ITS A GENERALIZATION OF THE FREAKING SITUATION IN THIS COUNTRY]

That disclaimer there was to protect myself from the local authorities since you know, they tend to misread things. And all of us know the truth hurts and some people are wussies to things that are true.

Anyway...back to ranting...

I have been pondering to myself while working and I did ask a few of my other colleagues about this as well.

"What do our bosses do?" Bosses as in those really high up there.

Yea, they maybe in the office all the time, but for all you know they maybe chatting on MSN with the other big bosses of other companies, surfing Facebook, playing some MMORPG or even watching videos on youtube!

They are after all up there, they can just chuck any urgent work to their 'bitches' to finish it up for them. They have the power of leverage. That is, they are the power, we are the leverage.

And this question developed a bit further.

"What does the Prime Minister do in his free time?"

Does he watch videos on youtube?
Does he watch TVB serials on his DVD player with full surround sound?
Does he play mahjong?
Does he order Mcdonald's online?
Does he chat on MSN with the other Cabinet ministers as well?
Other than suits, polo tees and sponsored T-Shirts, does he wear anything else?

And if he had a personal email address, what would it be?
Is it pmslee@hotmail.com? (PM's Son) or raiselefthand@yahoo.com?

Anyway, better stop poking him already.

My office have got free vending machine.

Cuppa no. 1

Cuppa no. 2

Cuppa no. 3

Cuppa no. 4

Cuppa no. 5

Cuppa no. 6

and Cuppa no. to INFINITY and BEYOND!!!

This is that cheeky little rascal who gloats everyday. He mocks me with his cute smile and fluffy body.

And the following are 2 pictures I took during a mass meet at Vivo recently. Its a mass meet for people who owns BJDs (Ball Joint Dolls)

YAOI-CON ALERT!!!

:Faintzzzz:

Open Your Heart

2008-04-03T17:43:00.000-07:00

I don't think I want to apologize for not blogging for so long. Seriously, I couldn't find any urge to blog, least the energy to. For the past 3 weeks, I have been always home late and feeling damn shagged because of my job. It really makes me wonder, I am working in an office. But why at the end of the day, I feel so damn drained?

The nature of my job is very simple - answer a few calls, do some data entry and drink lots of coffee. How tiring is that? But somehow, I am able to leave office totally drained of my energy. I suppose it is the mundane aspect of the job that is totally draining the crap out of me.

Anyway, less rant more meaningful blog post.

I was at the first 'serious' blogger forum last Saturday with the graceful invite of Nuffnang (muackXx Nuffies). It wasn't really a serious serious forum that deals with world finance and international issues. But it deals with a serious topic - HIV/AIDS.

If you guys would have went down to Orchard Cineleisure, you guys would have see a tent over there. Inside the tent would be artistic pictures that revolves around the theme of HIV/AIDS.

"Oooohh...yummy...Chocolate Eclaires and Donuts" *Drools*

Anyway, all the bloggers attending this forum are ushered into this tent to view a short film - August 29 *I will leave its trailer at the end of this post*.

And here is our lovely Ming, giving a short opening talk over here to get everything started.

And as the Bloggers started to sit down, the movie was played. August 29 is a short film about a girl and a boy who went through courtship once again, little did the boy know, the girl is infected with HIV. The storyline is simple (read: predictable) but it definitely hits the bullseye on what this campaign is all about - Opening your heart. But then, the girl died in the end (sob sob).

There were interesting interviews with some of the HIV patients in Singapore and their heart wrenching stories and ordeal is enough to make Governor Arnold whimper like a girl in the dark, well but of course that was a bit exaggerated, but the interview really makes me feel very fortunate and blessed.

So right after the movie, we started to mingle around, that is if you call talking amongst yourself and gossiping with each other, mingling around (PR-ing is a different thing, PR-ing is fluttering around like a butterfly from group to group as if they are flowers, talking to them and sucking their nectar sweet interest dry before you flutter off somewhere to collect more popularity.).

Here are some photos.

The one in green is the male lead in the film, the guy in the middle is responsible for the photos in the exhibition and the girl on the right is the female lead.

Thats me and Ming.

After this, we are supposed to go up to the preview lounge at level 6 to continue with the forum. Knowing that this would take at least 2 hours or so, Ryan and I decided to take a drag of smoke. I am not surprised that both of us are the only ones there smoking, we are easily one of the oldest blogger there. And I don't think smoking is something out of this world. But somehow, our habit sparked some interest in some bloggers (esp the brothers).

But anyway,

The whole preview lounge was booked for the 60 of us.

We had some ice breaker games. The first one was some bingo game where you have to find people who matches what the boxes on the paper says. I matched my name to "Person with an interesting hobby".

I din quite know that the host is going to ask who are these people who listed their name down though. My named was called, I had to say and I confessed that I knit. And boy was the whole room surprised.

This is a very good example never to judge a book by its cover. I smoke, I club, I swear like a sailor but never did you guys know I knit. But this is what happened when you have lots of free time on hand before you found work.

After the ice breaker, we had another activity. The activity puts the participant into circumstances with prerequisite actions. This simple activity simply depicts how different people would react to a HIV/AID infected person and the different ways an infected person act.

The one in green is the male lead of the short film. If you do remember, he is also the guy in the McDonald online delivery ad.

The forum started, and we touched on a few things. But what I find is most interesting is the topic of why people react the way they do to HIV patients.

Normally, whenever we hear about this guy or girl who contracted this disease, we would probably just throw in a few negative comments and just walk away as if nothing happens.

But then, when we really face up with one patient, usually, under natural reaction, we do shunt them aside and cast them away like plague.

This is probably the way why most people are afraid to come out and reveal their deepest darkest secrets. We are all humans, social animals, we need interaction with other people. HIV patients are humans too, social animals as well, they need interaction with other people and as a matter of fact more love and care from other people than the normal healthy ones.

But why are they being ostracized?

Its because, humans are afraid. They are all afraid of contracting this disease. Misconception plays a part as well. The risk of the disease being transmitted during day to day activities are very low, albeit care have to be taken.

Another reason why is that, we just don't know how to react appropriately to it, or we think we don't know how to react appropriately to it. The thing about Singaporean is that, we are not prepared for anything. We wait till something big happens and then we deal with it.

And between the time it happened and the time an action is made, there is a pause there, a buffer period. And in the situation of finding out someone you know has got this disease, the buffer period is probably isolation from him/her.

But I think the most appropriate way to treat the patients is the way you treat any of your other friends. Treat them with respect and love, no matter what they did, they still deserve the basic human respect.

Another topic we have touched on which I find equally interesting is Why people opted out of HIV testing?

Very simple - The truth is hard to take. We would rather live in a world of fairy fantasy, where rainbows are everywhere and the sun shines high and bright.

I am going to conclude over here already.

HIV/AIDS is a deadly disease and the damages that a patient faces not only restrict to their own health. They also face psychological damages as well.

We all should learn to accept them the way they are and not avoid them like plague. They need more than just medical support. They need our support as well. Instead of making the rest of their lives miserable, why not make it happy for them?

Open Your Heart.

and here is the trailer

Featured Song

The Way I am - Ingrid Michaelson (Girls and Boys)

A Blog post that spans over 10 days

2008-03-20T13:11:00.000-07:00

Well lately I have been to Settlers quite a lot, because that place is simply just great.

You get to eat, you get to drink and you get to play games, all with your friends.

Okay, actually its like 430 in the morning and I have this feeling of wanting to blog, but have no idea what to blog. So maybe I'll just thrash out some photos that I have taken over the past few weeks.

But before that, I shall just rant about some stuff. Probably about work and other stuff maybe.

I started work at NTUC Income about 2 weeks ago. I got the job with the recommendation of one of my friend. Some how, I kinda like that job because of the people there.

Basically the job scope is kinda boring though. I have to look through tons and tons of applications by some old people. I'm in the Group and Health department of Income under the section of Eldershield. Yeap, Eldershield - its some policy to protect old people IF they ever get some major disease or gets hit by a bus and don't die.

NTUC Income's Visions is this

"Your Partner for a Better Life"

Erm...personally I think they mean it by this way:

"We'll cover your ass but pay us first"

Well yea...at least I have Cookie Monster to smile at me whenever I get bored.

But yea thats how things are...or rather thats how things are in my world.

Anyway, Easter weekend seemed abit draggy to me and I din quite enjoy it though. Probably its because of the fact that I have to work throughout the whole 3 days of it maybe?

But anyway Easter is over so who cares now.

Enlistment date is pretty much imaginary and part of my hypothesis now. But one thing for sure, my medical checkup is on the 22nd of May. BAH!!! which means I will have to wake up super early since I booked the 830am slot.

I hate the fact that some people just gets so worked up because of something.

If you like the person just go ahead and tell the person. Rejection is part and parcel of life. If you are rejected, just Shut up and move on then.

Breakup isn't the end of the world though.

Infidelity issues is something that should not be tolerated by anyone or any couples to say.

The bottom of my blog says "Could not contact Blogger.com" Hmmm..I wonder what that means.

I am a genius, I can make something so simple taste like heaven.

Bread is nice, especially with butter and seafood and egg mayo.

I swear to God Singapore is going to snow soon.

I guess pretty much that I am in my own world, since the last few sentenced I have type are actually one liners and is totally random.

I am into this new hobby call "Kidnap your Dollfies"

Food Revior - Sweet Indulgence

2008-03-18T11:53:00.000-07:00

Okay, I'm sorry that I have not been blogging for like 123534534982734 years. I was really really busy with work (I'm holding 2 part-time jobs now mind you).

But I have to do this before it goes overdue.

I was having lunch with Glenn 2 Fridays ago (Yes, it was that long) over at this small cafe/bistro by the name of Sweet Indulgence.

It was really one of those hot afternoon and I just finished shopping for my knitting supplies from Chinatown. The restaurant being at Stanley Road, which is near Amoy Street Hawker Center, I decided to walk there. Bad idea. I was literally sweating by the time I reach that place. I was in office attire as well and my pants were horribly baggy.

Enough ranting, lets move on.

This cafe is situated in the quaint shop houses in the CBD area. This place would definitely be packed during lunch hours. Glenn decided to eat at this place because he is working nearby in a PR firm and he thought that this would be a nice restaurant to eat at.

The services were okay, even though we waited quite a while for our food to be served. There are the basics of serving ice water, greeting and informing the customers what soup are they serving for the day. And for that day, they were serving Cream of Mushroom.

Yum Factor:
Somehow this soup tasted a bit like gratified Campbell soup. There is this distinctive taste alike to the ones in Campbell soup. Just that this one does have puree bits of mushrooms inside. This soup is not thick enough as well, probably a sign of more water less cream. The best Cream of Mushroom I had is really thick with A LOT of mushrooms in it. Somehow, the ones from Sweet Indulgence is a bit too thin for my liking.

For main course, I've ordered the Carbonara

Yum Factor:
When it was first served, it looks really good. On first taste, the first thing that came to my mind was Onions. There was this strong taste of onions in this pasta. The spaghetti was just right though. The mushrooms had a small tinge of bitter after taste to it. And the whole dish was abit tasteless and the onion was overpowering. I had to dump a lot of Tabasco sauce on it to make that onion taste weaker.

Glenn had the Seared Salmon with Vanilla Sauce and Seasoned Greens.

Yum Factor:
According to Glenn, he commented that the Vanilla Sauce (which is that white mash potatoe liked stuff under the Salmon) tasted abit 'fake'. As in, the Vanilla used inside is some cheapo Vanilla essence off the shelves of the grocery. But other than that, the Salmon was fresh and was just nicely done. Not much to comment about the vegetable since they are either boiled or raw salad.

For dessert, we had the Home-made Vanilla Ice Cream.

Yum Factor:
I am very bias and very extreme when it comes to ice cream served by restaurants. For it to be a good ice cream, it has to be soft but not melted. Sweet but not sickening. And all natural. This ice cream, passed all these. You can really tell if the ice cream is the real thing or just some Marigold Ice Cream from the supplier just by looking at the ice cream itself. For this, you can really see the specks of vanilla from the vanilla pods. There is this soft, delicate vanilla taste that is very subtle. Both of us agreed that this dessert was really the highlight of the whole lunch.

Overall Score:
I would say that this cafe is slightly above average. The bill totaled to about $56, so after doingthe math, it was about $28 per pax. We added the set lunch promotion to our main course for an addition $7.80. For set lunches, you get a soup of the day, coffee/tea and the dessert of the day. I find the pricing kinda reasonable for such a restaurant. This place is not really big, and at full capacity, it can sit about 40 customers maximum.

Operating Hours:
Mon-Fri: 10am - 10pm
Closed Sat, Sun, PH

The restuarant is situated at Stanley road, in between Telok Ayer Street and Cecil Street. There should be a 7-11 nearby so, it shouldn't be hard to missed. Its along a stretch of other bistro cafes as well. Its about 3 to 5 mins walk from Amoy Street Food Center.

Feature Music:

Beautiful Love - The Afters, I Wish We All Could Win

The Wonders of Make-up

2008-03-03T13:59:00.000-08:00

Today I am going to blog about something that have been in existence for quite a while.

THE WONDERS OF COSMETIC PRODUCTS!!!!

I found a thread on the net and it showcases the wonders of cosmetic products and how it can turn this tragic case here.

into this 可愛 Loli girl here:

I am definitely not showing you pictures of 2 different girls. They are, in fact the same person, before and after make-up.

Can you see the big difference in that?

I will put another picture of her side by side to compare the differences.

Now can you see the contrasting difference? Its almost like 2 different people right!!!

This girl here practically show us the magic of cosmetic and how one tragic old witch can turn into a beautiful Lolicon.

Anyway...Here is how she did it.

Okay, this is still her - Fugly. She cleans her face to clear off dirt and the extra facial oil.

Next, to give her a more attractive set of eyes, she uses contact lenses that enlarges the pupils. To achieve that gorgeous double eye-lids, she then paste on the double eye-lid stickers.

To prevent herself from getting more ugly when she take off those make-up, she uses moisturizers to prevent her face from cracking and looking like the Grand Canyon

To make sure, she has even skin tone throughout her face, she then applies a light layer of liquid foundation.

To make the face look more matte, she then dust her face with loose powder to achieve a more even look.

Unless she is blessed with eye lashes the length of Peacock feather, she needs the aid of a pair of fake lashes.

After applying the fake lashes, she then goes on to coat them with mascara. The lower lashes are not spared that treatment as well.

TIP*** To avoid clumpy mascara on your fake lashes and your real lashes, apply a layer of mascara on your lashes before your stick on those pretty long fake lashes. Then apply another thin layer of mascara on those fake lashes. The end result would be a fuller set of upper lashes.

Then she would apply the eye-liner. The thinker the eye-liner, the big your eye will appear. But that doesn't mean you can draw eye-liner the thickness of your whiteboard marker.

To finish up the eyes, she would use different shades of eye shadow.

So to finish up she uses, the other things like bronzer, blusher, blah, blah, blah.

Curl those hair and TADA!!!

So that is the wonders of make up. Now does that answer your questions why your girlfriends always wake up or sleep 1 or 2 hours earlier or later than you?

But then again, who would have thought that pretty babe is actually this fugly bitch here...

A part-take in a pie call Life

2008-02-28T16:36:00.001-08:00

I have no idea why but sometimes, Life can be such a bitch.

Seriously!

On one hand we have naggy mums who 'haunt' our very lives like banshee attracted to death. Every time they start opening their mouth and screaming and hurling verbal attacks at you, you know your day is going to be spoiled. Thank God, my mum is in China enjoying herself now. She would be back on Sunday after a 6 day tour in some off-shore island call 海南岛.

Apparently, this is what 海南岛 looks like in the picture...

OMFG! It is lots of Sun, lots of white smooth sand and lots of blue water Sea! And IT IS IN CHINA!!!! Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating the China part abit too much, but it is the SSS.

Yeap...Didn't I say Life can be such a Bitch?

School has unofficially ended ever since last Friday and this would mark the end of my Polytechnic education, period. I hope I do pass all my exams because I am NOT going back to school for that one freaking module that I have not cleared.

Life can be full of uncertainties and surprises as well. Erm...lets just say, it is a small world and Singapore is a small country in a very small world.

One thing that Life irks me the most is the idealistic theory call Love.

I don't understand it, neither do I want to comprehend it. There are times where I will be caught in apprehension when it comes to this...this...thing. I don't think I have experienced any single moment whereby I'm truly in Love. That was a contradicting sentence there.

I really need to re-calibrate my bio-clock, because I have been sleeping at 8 o'clock everyday. And mind you, it is 8 o'clock in the MORNING. I find it tremendously difficult to sleep early nowadays, I have become nocturnal.

I always tell myself not to fall for someone when there is absolutely no returns or rewards in the end. But no matter how many times I knock myself in the brains to get this fact through, I always seem to make that same damn mistake time and time again. The last one took me quite a long time to recover from. I even have to resort to avoidance for the sake of my very very weak and fragile heart.

If I have to associate one single thing on Earth with my heart, I would say it would be a Swarovski Crystal Chandelier. Expensive, Beautiful, Shiny, Sparkly and oh-so-fragile. Once it drops, its a millions pieces to patch back. And when that happens, I would pat myself on the back and congratulate myself for being such an idiot.

But what to do, Life is being a Bitch all the time. And it is always there to make us look more dumb than Borat.

Film Revoir - Skip Skip Skip Skip

2008-02-26T02:26:00.000-08:00

Hi guys, I'm back. And this time I am going to start off with another round of Film Revoir. Gimme a break, I just finish my exams and hopefully my Poly education, I do need a few movies to watch. Now I am going to review the movie Jumper

This movie is a sci-fi movie based off the 1992 Science Fiction novel Jumper written by Steven Gould directed by Doug Liman. This movie depicts a group of humans that have the ability to teleport anywhere on the Earth with just a thought of it.

This movie stars Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Rachel Bilson and Jamie Bell.

From the left: Samuel, Jamie, Hayden, Doug and Rachel

We all know Samuel for his many many many many years in the Hollywood giving us those wonderful roles.

Star Wars fan remember him as Mace Windu and the others by his other roles in box office movies like xXx, S.W.A.T, Snakes on A Plane and The Negotiator.

Jamie Bell is a English actor, his filmography is little because he is more of an theatrical actor. But do you guys remember the movie about the little English boy who loved to took up ballet in a sub-urban English town? For those who don't that movie is Billy Elliot.

Jamie Bell is that boy - Billy Elliot.

Now we all know who this guy is. He is our dearest Anakin-Skywalker-Turn-Darth-Vader Hayden Christensen. No need any further explanation about him.

This pretty babe here is Rachel Bilson. We all know her from the acclaim series The O.C.
She took the role of Summer Roberts in that television series. Jumper is the second movie that she had acted in.

Jumper is a cool movie to watch because of the intensity of the movie. It is action packed with lots of "Jumping" around and wonderfully choreographed fight scenes. Hayden and Samuel have worked together before in the Epic movie prequel of Star Wars, so the chemistry between the both of them is superb.

While on the other hand, this movie features great photography from the many many beautiful places that they go in order to shoot this film. Albeit all the special effects and the great scenes, this movie still lack the flow of story the book has. But this is what most movie based off from books suffer, even the Harry Potter series are not sparred from this.

Movie Rating:
I watched this so that you can spend your money safely on this movie.

ひとつ

2008-02-20T12:05:00.000-08:00

One more day. Nothing to put here but a featured song.

Featured Song

Look After You - The Fray, How to Save A Live

2008-02-18T06:50:00.000-08:00

Here is the video of Steven Lim trying to defend his idol Edison Chen, after all the saga concerning the "indecent" photos posted on the net. These pictures involved him in some compromising position with another famous actress, engaging in some normal sexual activity.

A brief background on what happened was that, these pictures were taken and somehow got into the hands of some stranger. He then posted all these photos on the net.

Back Edison Chen isn't exactly the main point in this blog post here. It is Mr. Steven "Freak-Of-Nature" Lim who is what I really want to talk about in this post.

For the benefit of those that have no idea who this retard is, he is the famous, or rather infamous, Steven Lim, hereby known as FON; short for Freak Of Nature.

The TV appearance that made him who he is now is probably Singapore Idol 1. Remember the guy who stripped in front of the judges into his yellow swimming trunks. That TV moment probably made thousands of people suffer from Anaphylactic shock. Because it seems to me, everyone appears to be seriously allergic to him. Evidently, it is shown that everyone or anyone that see him on the streets, especially around the area of Tangs, they would avoid him like plague.

I shall not reserve my comments for this video because I am seriously going to flame him like the 9th August fireworks. Below the video is the link to the actually youtube website that house his video. Read through the comments, I would love to put my comment down on youtube, but it only limit me to only 500 character count. It would probably take me a couple of entries before I would feel at fun of bitching at him.

I may not know him, but I have got friends who does. Him being a nice guy is another thing. But him acting a total retard on the net is another thing. He is not decent looking. He looked like he was born from the Ugly Tree and hit every single branch on the way down to the ground. His mother probably gave birth to him on the railway tracks, and it just happens the train ran over him.

Since he wants attention, I'll give him my attention. I seriously hope he would stop offering to pluck eyebrows off any strangers off the streets of Orchard Road. Because looking at his perfectly mutilated face, they would seriously have doubt on his skills.

He is disgracing the people of Singapore. The Lee family should just lock him up in a facility and confine him to just a 3x3 feet cell. That should probably drive him nuts. Oh wait a 3x3 feet cell would not fit him either. The cell could hold 10 Moses Lim before it can hold one Steven Lim in place.

I may understand his thirst for stardom, but come on, his ways of getting him a full time job in Caldecott Hill is not working. I still remember he has a small role as a sissified hair dresser in the local sitcom "Police and Thief".

I cannot imagine anyone can stoop so low for the fame. There are like better ways to improve yourself and get famous. But for him, he has taken down the wrong path.

Look at him in the video; he is like disgustingly ugly. Don't you all agree with me?

Stand By, Ready, SET UP!!!

2008-02-17T10:24:00.001-08:00

Anyway guys, my exams is like 7 hours away. So after this blog post I may take a short hiatus from blogging, probably for about a week or so.

But after I come back do look out for these blog post that I will be doing.

Nuffnang Birthday Bash entry - I sleep better with Chipster
Film Revoir - Jumper
Film Revoir - P.S. I Love You
Food Revoir - Greenhouse
Food Revoir - Dim Sum@ East Ocean

Yeap, I have everything ready, its just that I need to spend some time doing it up

Film Revoir - The 27th (Second) Time

2008-02-14T23:21:00.000-08:00

I kinda got hooked into writing film reviews already. And since I'm in the midst of planning to watch some movies, why not I do another review. But this time I'm going to do a review of a movie that came out for about a month ago.

27 Dresses

This movie starred Katherine Heigl, James Marsden and Malin Akermen. Just in case you don't know who these people are, I'll do a short introduction for you guys.

Katherine Heigl plays the lead actress, Jane. The bridesmaid who attend 27 weddings. Katherine is actress behind Grey's Anatomy, Izzie Stevens (which was the role that won her the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in Drama Series mind you.) and the oops-I-got-pregnant Alison from Knocked Up.

Then we have James Marsden. He plays writer, Kevin, in the film. A cynical person who doesn't give a shit about weddings but the irony is, he writes reviews for the best wedding held in town. James most famous role is the Marvel comics character, Scott Summers AKA Cyclops in the movie series X-Men. He also plays the quirky Prince Edward in the movie Enchanted.

As for the other actor Malin Akermen, you don't have to care about who she is because she is just being a dumb blond bitch throughout the whole movie. That is one point you need to know.

Katherine Heigl at "27 Dresses" movie premiere.

This movie is sweet and funny. With many bitchy humor in it, you are really going to laugh your heads off with this. The blooming love between the lead character is set to give anyone diabetes by the end of the movie.

The plot of the movie is really really simple, kinda like a no-brainer. Jane is the bridesmaid who attended 27 weddings. She keeps all the dresses of these weddings for memento sake. She then met Kevin, a cynical writer who doesn't believe in weddings. Then at the end of the movie, both of them got married.

This movie is not as bimbotic as movies like Bratz or Mean Girls. There is a certain depth to this movie. You do have to understand the character and what they are going through in order to understand this movie completely.

Movie Rating:
I've watched the movie, so that you can spend $7.50 to watch it on a weekday.

Here is the trailer of the movie, enjoy it.
Ignore the Tail Devil commercial at the end, I'm not advertising for them.

The Pink Food

2008-02-13T13:36:00.002-08:00

First there was Yogurt. The dessert that is healthy because of the bacteria you ate from this white semi-solid thing. Its supposedly to replace your ice cream, because Ice Cream are for girks like Paris Hilton and not for ladies like Renee Zellweger.

Then you have those wussies that can't take dairy products. So they came out with Soy variation Yogurt call Soygurt. Made 100% from soy and bacteria, this is just tasteless shyt people tend to over enjoy.

I wonder...

Then you have the Faggurt, made totally for the people of the GLBT (Gay Lesbian Bisexual[Bullshit] transsexual) Community. This dessert is THE dessert for dinner parties, because it taste so Fabulous, it should only be ate on a Sunday. Flavors include Draggy Strawberry, Poofy Blueberry and Atas Durian flavor.

Featured Music

Missing You - O2Jam

Film Revoir - The First

2008-02-13T10:38:00.000-08:00

Ok, this is the resurrection of the Revoir section of my blog. Apparently this section seem to have disappeared for a long time, he went for a long vacation at the Bahamas at my expense. Never mind that. Now its back with a new image - Film Revoir.

This section is dedicated to the movies that I will be watching or ,sometimes, have watched. My personal comments will be spammed through this whole section and not to mention the movie ratings.

This section is here so that I watch the movie so that you may not have to.

Anyway here is the first movie that I am going to review.

If you just knock off from work after a long day, and you just want to unwind and catch a movie. I'm sure you wouldn't want any of those mystery, thriller or any movie that makes you use your tired brain. This movie is best suit for you.

Completely slapstick, unwarned and totally brain dead, this movie is set to degenerate and slow down your brain power after you watch it.

As you have guessed, this is one of those parody movies a la Scary Movie. It pokes humor at every single thing starting from, Yes you are correct again, the movie 300. Among other things that have been made fun of are Britney Spears, Ugly Betty, Paris Hilton, GhostRider and many more to even be named here. I would say that the scriptwriter is just one irritating bastard who likes to make fun of every single thing.

Leave your brains wandering somewhere else if you were to watch this movie. The only thing worth looking out for are a set of titties, and no it not that fat bitch tits above, its Carmen Electra's.

Movie Rating:
Either you download it or you don't watch it

Edit: Added Movie Trailer

Its more than meets the eye

2008-02-12T09:05:00.001-08:00

Can you see what I see?

I'm Back With 10

2008-02-10T08:49:00.001-08:00

Hey you loyal fan readers! I'm back!!!

Actually I was back, but I was running out of brain juice and ideas. You know how ideas are right. They come and go and come again at times then they leave and it seems forever before they come back again to you. Bloggers like me suffer from such mental block most of the time.

Anyway, while I was on the bus on the way back home I have a sudden epiphany of idea (note the singular form). I am going to write about what I think are the Top 10 Greatest Things Given to us from God (Ok, by the term God, it doesn't represent or directly refers to the Dad of Jesus, its is God in general, whoever you worship. In this case it maybe Lucifer or Allah or Brad Pitt or something/one else.)

The following list are not in any particular order.

1. iPods

iPods revolutionized the concept of moving entertainment. It is the match-make in heaven of Design and Function. It has come a long way, from your pathetic 1st generation of iPod Classic to the now fantabulous iPod Touch, which is practically an iPhone minus the call and text messages functions. I have an 3rd Gen iPod Nano and I tell you, I love it more than anything else. I even name it Jamie after my favorite chef - Jamie Oliver.

Hail the great Steve Job for He is King. He has delivered us from boring bus rides and bad dates.

2. Alcohol

This is the wonder juice on Earth. Not only does this make you fly higher than the sky, it practically gives you the reason to blabber all the shyt you have been holding back for so long. After that you will go into concussion, before waking up with a mysterious splitting headache. Oh they have a name for that, its call Hangover.

3. Sex

Need I explain this? No, its all in the mind...

4. Masturbation

When you are lonely, your left/right hand is your best buddy. Instant sexual gratification without the hassle of finding someone. This is the self-service buffet. It is without the 7%GST and 10% Service Charge. This is a FFA, a bona fide Do-It-Yourself treatment.

note: this is the least intriguing picture.

5. Ice Cream

Oh yea...seriously nothing beats an ice cold ice cream on a hot sunny and humid day in Singapore. The ultimate happy food ever created by any man. What an ingenious invention, who would have thought freezing cream would turn out to have such fabulous effects.

6. Credit Cards

This is your best buddy when you are on retail therapy. They are your best friend during the GSS, no need to queue at lame ATM to withdraw money. No more thick wallets full of cash. But be careful of what you spend because it will come and bite you in the ass at the end of the month.

7. Mahjong

Its not this loser Mahjong solitaire (solitaire is French for solo or one person) that I am talking am about here. Its this below

The Chinese people are damn smart to have came out with such a game. This game beats all the other games like Black Jack and 大老二, this game is the ULTIMATE. I mean, which game lets you gossip, smoke, drink, bitch, eat, watch TV, listen to music and win money at the same damn time! NO RIGHT!!! Only Mahjong. And the thrill involve in this game is enough to give a young kid a heart attack. The exhilaration of 自摸-ing, I tell you its even better than having sex.

What an ingenious game...

Oh guys, you HAVE to try www.viwawa.com

8. The Internet

I believe this is the greatest thing that has ever been bestowed on mankind. Its like internet made everything and any thing possible on Earth. With Internet, you can watch videos and television shows that will never be aired in Singapore because they are probably in the thrash can of the MDA (Media Development Agency) office. With the likes of Youtube.com and Crunchyroll.com, you don't even have to download animes, Taiwanese idol drama or TVB Serials without facing another Odex letter.

Online Network Site has made making friend easier, so you can upload the slutty photos of you smooching another hot guy/girl on Friendster.com and show it to the whole world. Then there is MSN. You should know that your social life doesn't end when you step into your house. And if you are feeling lazy, you can always do your shopping online.

Internet is making you become the Citizen of Your Own Bedroom.

9. Handphones

I'm too lazy to explain this gadget we call cellphone.

Next!!!

10. Retail Therapy

This is the best activity to be done after doing No. 7 (refer to 7.Mahjong). You win money and what do you do? You spend it of course.

If you lose money how? You spend money also. Make yourself happy mah, after losing to those irritating 1 台s when you are like having 大三元 or that 十三么 you have been wanting to 胡 and make all the players pay the full amount.

Humans are damn weird. They spend their whole life trying to make money wanting more of them, then they just spend it away in just a few minutes over the cashier.

In some sort of a spur

2008-02-05T08:51:00.000-08:00

I PIERCED MY TONGUE.
AND NOW MY TONGUE IS THE SIZE OF AN ANG KU KUEH

Buang Kan

2008-01-31T23:54:00.000-08:00

Prepare your tissues and cry along this music video

Himbos

2008-01-31T09:07:00.001-08:00

If there is an excellent example of a Himbo bunch, it would be this one above. I found this picture off some random network website (its Friendster). Tada!! I have found the perfect example of a Himbo bunch.

I have drawn over their face to protect their identity. Oh the eyes are red and black because they were wearing shades of those colors. The black blobs are collateral damage within the picture, and since I'm bored, I could waste a few seconds covering them up.

I love that T-Shirt though. Its so...pretty.

Linger

2008-01-30T10:48:00.001-08:00

If you, if you could return
Don't let it burn, don't let it fade
I'm sure I'm not being rude
But it's just your attitude
It's tearing me apart
It's ruining everything

I swore, I swore I would be true
And honey so did you
So why were you holding her hand?
Is that the way we stand?
Were you lying all the time?
Was it just a game to you?

But I'm in so deep
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger, ahhh
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger?

Oh, I thought the world of you
I thought nothing could go wrong
But I was wrong, but I was wrong

If you, if you could get by
Trying not to lie
Things wouldn't be so confused
And I wouldn't feel so used
But you always really knew
I just wanna be with you

And I'm missing you
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger, ahhh
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger?

And I'm missing you
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger, ahhh
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger?

You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger, ahhh
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger?

舞龙舞狮 and Funeral Bands

2008-01-26T23:39:00.000-08:00

This is pretty much going to be a rant post if you do not want to read it please hold "Ctrl", "Alt" and "Del" twice.

For those living in the HDB areas, I'm sure you would feel my pain as much as my frustration. I mean there are days you would really really love to sleep through the day because you just came back from a FABULOUS party the night before.

You take a bath, make a cup of Milo and sit down and relax your tired feet after all that jiving and booty shaking. Then you feel sleepy. You then turn in to your bed and not before long you are in LalaLand. For those that are drunk, you just stumble through the house and fall right into bed into a deep slumber.

Dong Chiang Dong Chiang Dong Chiang!!!!

Now, this is the part where you get really irritated with all the music. On one side you are trying to get your beauty sleep and on the other end the colorful percussion band on that truck is banging like there is no tomorrow. It gets worst if you have a hangover. You just feel like wringing their neck like your laundry.

And just when you though it has ended, they start wrecking up the noise again. And this time, louder.

I definitely wouldn't mind them performing their skills and art, but please do it in some place where you will not wake anyone up - Like the graveyard. I'm sure there is the abundant of graveyards in Singapore. Hell you can even choose which ethic group you would like to perform to. And if you are feeling patriotic and ambitious, you can try the memorial bury site at Kranji.

Seriously I just hope all of the 舞狮 performer meet up with some freak accident when they are performing. You know they have to walk through the high steps thingy? I wish they would hit their head on one of the steps while falling down and break every bone on the way down.

As for the funeral bands. For the love of God, someone in your family have just passed away. Its not something to be proud of or rather something you want the whole neighborhood to know about. Unless you can afford at least a half page Obituary in the local newspaper, don't even bother telling others that your great grandmother just passed away at the age of 95.

When I was A Nappy Headed Boy

2008-01-25T20:08:00.001-08:00

My friend drove me back from a movie yesterday. This friend of mine has been with me ever since I was an ickle little boy. Actually her whole family was. Their mum was my nanny though. She passed me some of the photos they have taken when I was really really little. And Boy...was I cute. There are a the photos in digital format.

Hwa Par Villa

I think this was taken in 1994, which was the previous Lunar Year of the Pig. This is the sisters that have been taking care of me ever since. They are like my own sisters already.

I've got 2 Chinese divas protecting me, no man is ever gonna take me away.

I'm good friends with 花果山水帘洞齐天大圣孙悟空.

"RAWR!!!"

Birthdays

Oh those days were simple, my idea of a gift isn't iPod or Gucci. Its Double Decker Prawn Crackers and a cream cake. This was taken during my 5th birthday, and it was the perfect birthday celebration. There was cake, presents and people whom I love most to celebrate with.

"I wish for someone to love me"

*Blows*

3rd Birthday Celebration. OMG look at that forehead. You can show an IMAX on it.

I don't quite remember when was this picture taken, but it was definitely before the major overhaul Plaza Singapura went through and during the festive seasons.

That fine lady there is my mother. Those were the days when the 80s perm hair and the 80s high waist jeans and the 80s chrome watch and the 80s leather belt were still in fashion. And in fact it still is.

Thats me on the left of my beloved mother.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is the old Bukit Merah View where I use to stay. It looks so different now.

That matching Mickey Mouse singlet and matching Mickey Mouse hotpants were in fashion okay.

"Eww, gross, what the hell is that?"

This is my favorite picture of them all. And there is one poem that goes with it.

大头大头
下雨不愁
你有雨伞
我有大头

My childhood isn't exactly perfect. My mum has to work, so does my dad. I don't get the toys I want, but it is enough to get me around. There are people that love me like their own child. Yes, my childhood isn't perfect, but hey! I was happy.

Tribute: Heath Ledger

2008-01-23T12:55:00.000-08:00

Heathcliff Andrew Ledger
April 4th, 1979 - January 22nd, 2008

Heath Ledger passed away on Tuesday. He was discovered by his housekeeper and a massage therapist in his New York apartment lying face down and naked. A bottle of sleeping pills was discovered on a nearby night table.

Further investigation is on the way by the NYPD.

Heath is one of the 2 main actor, Ennis Del Mar, of the acclaim film Brokeback Mountain which was directed by Taiwanese director Ang Lee.