Every time you walk down the streets of Orchard Road, you will definitely see someone pretty or gorgeous. And then, you do thank yourself for making effort to walk down such a crowded streets. So while having eye sex with that gorgeous thing walking in front of you, another gorgeous thing walked by, someone more gorgeous, someone hotter than the last one you had that eye sex with.
So, how do we categories gorgeous people?
I think there will come the need for the Hot-O-Meter.
There are 3 different degrees in this Hot-O-Meter.
1.Hot
This is your lowest level on the Hot-O-Meter. Basically, these people have the minimum requirement for being categorized as Hot.
They have the 6 pack, tall frame, slinky figure, pectoral muscles. Basically they have the bulge and humps in the right places. Whatever they wear simply just looks so good on them. These are the people that make a Giordano T-shirt look like a $230 Burberry T-shirt. You want them as your boyfriend/girlfriend.
You'd just stare at them when they walk past you. Eye contact from them shocks you as you look away shyly.
These are the HOT people.
2. Hawt
This group of people are what I call the 'Pseudo Gorgeous People'. They are hawt, they are gorgeous. They are everything you would dream of in your bed on top of you...erm...yea. They are the lead of your every sexual fantasy (I think I should tone down the explicit text).
They have flawless skin, smoother than a baby's bottom. Their physique are on level with the Greek Gods and Goddesses. They are the living embodiment of Adonis and Hera. The uncles selling ice-cream on the pavement of Orchard Road, fear their presence.
They are more like accessories to make you look good rather than being boyfriends or girlfriends (*plays Rihanna's Unfaithful*). They are so hawt they make everyone else around them look like a walking freak show, a Cirque Du Solei that came early. They make your father look like a lumbering Gorilla that is living in civilization. They make your mother look like a old Harpy fag.
3. HAUTE
Basically, they are so haute they make you go ga-ga. And what you end up doing is spelling Hot phonically. Going close to them would burn you alive. They are your real-life Human Torch without the flames.
They are a cross of Illusionary and Reality - somewhat between a dream and a truck. You doubt yourself whether you are alive or not. You drool uncontrollably, and your stare is fixated on them.
Looking at these people for 5 seconds give you diabetes immediately. Getting close to them gives you a 3rd degree burn. You are attracted to every sinew of muscles on their body. They jack up the heat wherever they go. If scientists are smart enough, they would have discovered that these people are the main cause of Global Warming.
So, how do we categories gorgeous people?
I think there will come the need for the Hot-O-Meter.
There are 3 different degrees in this Hot-O-Meter.
- Hot
- Hawt
- Haute
1.Hot
This is your lowest level on the Hot-O-Meter. Basically, these people have the minimum requirement for being categorized as Hot.
They have the 6 pack, tall frame, slinky figure, pectoral muscles. Basically they have the bulge and humps in the right places. Whatever they wear simply just looks so good on them. These are the people that make a Giordano T-shirt look like a $230 Burberry T-shirt. You want them as your boyfriend/girlfriend.
You'd just stare at them when they walk past you. Eye contact from them shocks you as you look away shyly.
These are the HOT people.
2. Hawt
This group of people are what I call the 'Pseudo Gorgeous People'. They are hawt, they are gorgeous. They are everything you would dream of in your bed on top of you...erm...yea. They are the lead of your every sexual fantasy (I think I should tone down the explicit text).
They have flawless skin, smoother than a baby's bottom. Their physique are on level with the Greek Gods and Goddesses. They are the living embodiment of Adonis and Hera. The uncles selling ice-cream on the pavement of Orchard Road, fear their presence.
They are more like accessories to make you look good rather than being boyfriends or girlfriends (*plays Rihanna's Unfaithful*). They are so hawt they make everyone else around them look like a walking freak show, a Cirque Du Solei that came early. They make your father look like a lumbering Gorilla that is living in civilization. They make your mother look like a old Harpy fag.
3. HAUTE
Basically, they are so haute they make you go ga-ga. And what you end up doing is spelling Hot phonically. Going close to them would burn you alive. They are your real-life Human Torch without the flames.
They are a cross of Illusionary and Reality - somewhat between a dream and a truck. You doubt yourself whether you are alive or not. You drool uncontrollably, and your stare is fixated on them.
Looking at these people for 5 seconds give you diabetes immediately. Getting close to them gives you a 3rd degree burn. You are attracted to every sinew of muscles on their body. They jack up the heat wherever they go. If scientists are smart enough, they would have discovered that these people are the main cause of Global Warming.
PS: I think this is a revival post for this blog. I'm still doing up the side bar. But since I have my Blog banner done up already, there is no need for me to worry any more.
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