Hey you loyal fan readers! I'm back!!!
Actually I was back, but I was running out of brain juice and ideas. You know how ideas are right. They come and go and come again at times then they leave and it seems forever before they come back again to you. Bloggers like me suffer from such mental block most of the time.
Anyway, while I was on the bus on the way back home I have a sudden epiphany of idea (note the singular form). I am going to write about what I think are the Top 10 Greatest Things Given to us from God (Ok, by the term God, it doesn't represent or directly refers to the Dad of Jesus, its is God in general, whoever you worship. In this case it maybe Lucifer or Allah or Brad Pitt or something/one else.)
The following list are not in any particular order.
1. iPods
iPods revolutionized the concept of moving entertainment. It is the match-make in heaven of Design and Function. It has come a long way, from your pathetic 1st generation of iPod Classic to the now fantabulous iPod Touch, which is practically an iPhone minus the call and text messages functions. I have an 3rd Gen iPod Nano and I tell you, I love it more than anything else. I even name it Jamie after my favorite chef - Jamie Oliver.
Hail the great Steve Job for He is King. He has delivered us from boring bus rides and bad dates.
2. Alcohol
This is the wonder juice on Earth. Not only does this make you fly higher than the sky, it practically gives you the reason to blabber all the shyt you have been holding back for so long. After that you will go into concussion, before waking up with a mysterious splitting headache. Oh they have a name for that, its call Hangover.3. Sex
Need I explain this? No, its all in the mind...4. Masturbation
When you are lonely, your left/right hand is your best buddy. Instant sexual gratification without the hassle of finding someone. This is the self-service buffet. It is without the 7%GST and 10% Service Charge. This is a FFA, a bona fide Do-It-Yourself treatment.note: this is the least intriguing picture.
5. Ice Cream
Oh yea...seriously nothing beats an ice cold ice cream on a hot sunny and humid day in Singapore. The ultimate happy food ever created by any man. What an ingenious invention, who would have thought freezing cream would turn out to have such fabulous effects.6. Credit Cards
This is your best buddy when you are on retail therapy. They are your best friend during the GSS, no need to queue at lame ATM to withdraw money. No more thick wallets full of cash. But be careful of what you spend because it will come and bite you in the ass at the end of the month.7. Mahjong
Its not this loser Mahjong solitaire (solitaire is French for solo or one person) that I am talking am about here. Its this below
The Chinese people are damn smart to have came out with such a game. This game beats all the other games like Black Jack and 大老二, this game is the ULTIMATE. I mean, which game lets you gossip, smoke, drink, bitch, eat, watch TV, listen to music and win money at the same damn time! NO RIGHT!!! Only Mahjong. And the thrill involve in this game is enough to give a young kid a heart attack. The exhilaration of 自摸-ing, I tell you its even better than having sex.What an ingenious game...
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8. The Internet
I believe this is the greatest thing that has ever been bestowed on mankind. Its like internet made everything and any thing possible on Earth. With Internet, you can watch videos and television shows that will never be aired in Singapore because they are probably in the thrash can of the MDA (Media Development Agency) office. With the likes of Youtube.com and Crunchyroll.com, you don't even have to download animes, Taiwanese idol drama or TVB Serials without facing another Odex letter.Online Network Site has made making friend easier, so you can upload the slutty photos of you smooching another hot guy/girl on Friendster.com and show it to the whole world. Then there is MSN. You should know that your social life doesn't end when you step into your house. And if you are feeling lazy, you can always do your shopping online.
Internet is making you become the Citizen of Your Own Bedroom.
9. Handphones
I'm too lazy to explain this gadget we call cellphone.Next!!!
10. Retail Therapy
This is the best activity to be done after doing No. 7 (refer to 7.Mahjong). You win money and what do you do? You spend it of course.If you lose money how? You spend money also. Make yourself happy mah, after losing to those irritating 1 台s when you are like having 大三元 or that 十三么 you have been wanting to 胡 and make all the players pay the full amount.
Humans are damn weird. They spend their whole life trying to make money wanting more of them, then they just spend it away in just a few minutes over the cashier.
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