I haven't been blogging lately I realised. Too tired to blog (blogging apparently takes some physical and mental energy to do so, I dun want to end up giving people sucky blog entries like this one.)
Anyway, I left my job at NTUC Income and got myself employed within the second day (thanks to my wonderful resume *roll eyes*). I am going to start work this coming Monday though. Its something I think *ponders* I can work for long.
But anyway, I am kinda planning something the coming month. I seriously NEED to travel. The last time I went out of Singapore was last May - to Brisbane. Yea it was that long. And don't gimme crap about Sentosa, ITS STILL FUCKING SINGAPORE!!!
If you go onto youtube and search for "Memories in Brisbane" I think the first video is mine. I made it. Its just a slide show of pictures I took there with some music thats all.
Which brings me to this point - Whatever pictures, videos or shit you want to delete off your computer but still want it somewhere, just make a video out of it and upload it onto youtube. Because no one is going to watch your shyt except for yourself. Youtube isn't going to close down any sooner, nor is assholes going to flag your videos for copyright (fuck those people).
Seriously, you can do anything and put it into a video and just dump your shyt onto youtube. They are the trash collector of the cyber world literally.
I think I have reach a new level in dissing customers. This afternoon, I was working and I was suppose to make some desserts for the customers, but I had tons of pending orders before hers. My colleague told me "Eh this table is asking for her dessert, she say she waited very long already."
I checked the order. It was keyed in 5 minutes ago.
I told my colleague, in a loud voice, this "If they cannot wait, ask them to cancel the order, I will gladly do it for them because this is a restaurant not McDonald's and even McDonald's make you wait for your $2 cheese burger"
The customer kept really quiet after I said that.
The customer was just siting in front of me. I seriously dun care if they are going to complain because I know I have got other orders I need to expedite, so if you want your freaking dessert, you'll just have to wait for it. Because I am not going to fucking screw up the queue of the order just for your sake. Hell I am not going to attend to the Queen of England's request immediately if I have got other things that is need to be done. Such customers can like - FUCK OFF!!!
And a on Monday, there was this bunch of customer they called me over. Apparently some tiny bug 活逆了，想不开 came out and took a stroll to hell and landed himself on one of an empty chair at that table.
One old bitch told me "Your friend is there on the chair (pointing to the bug on the empty chair), can you ask your manager to come clear it away."
She was trying to be funny with me. So I tried to be funny with her to reciprocate the favor.
"Oh, I don't make friends with bugs, and that bug certainly wasn't looking for me. My manager is far too important to attend to such requests."
I grab that bug and walked away. That table had 3 other guys at least a million times larger than that poor little bug who was crushed under my hand.
Usually I would not do this, but that table is definitely abusing their rights as a customer. They complained about the slightest and lamest things EVER! That same bitch complained that the sauce on her chicken wasn't right and is "apparently the wrong sauce".
Like who the hell are you to tell us whether the default sauce was correct or not? We are the ones working here and I am hell damn fucking sure my colleague, who is a Chef de Partie, would not make such a dumb mistake.
And I cannot understand why customers must lie about something so minuscule that wouldn't hurt they big fat ego to admit that they are wrong about it?
The orders from their table got sent back a few times because it was done to their requests.
There was any requests to begin with either. They just claim they did asked for it.
If they did that at any restaurants in the States, I tell you, the managers will fucked them right up. And they have to eat their food as given to them.
Maybe so far all that I have written may have given you the impression that I have down right shitty customer service, but mind you - I am the best in this chain of restaurant. Yours truly have been approached several times during his duty in the restaurant by hotels within the area to work for them.
I work by this motto: you give me shyt, I'll hurl shyt back at cha'.
I think I have done my fair share of ranting here. Let me share with you some funny stand up comedy by this fag hag call Margaret Cho
Anyway, I left my job at NTUC Income and got myself employed within the second day (thanks to my wonderful resume *roll eyes*). I am going to start work this coming Monday though. Its something I think *ponders* I can work for long.
But anyway, I am kinda planning something the coming month. I seriously NEED to travel. The last time I went out of Singapore was last May - to Brisbane. Yea it was that long. And don't gimme crap about Sentosa, ITS STILL FUCKING SINGAPORE!!!
If you go onto youtube and search for "Memories in Brisbane" I think the first video is mine. I made it. Its just a slide show of pictures I took there with some music thats all.
Which brings me to this point - Whatever pictures, videos or shit you want to delete off your computer but still want it somewhere, just make a video out of it and upload it onto youtube. Because no one is going to watch your shyt except for yourself. Youtube isn't going to close down any sooner, nor is assholes going to flag your videos for copyright (fuck those people).
Seriously, you can do anything and put it into a video and just dump your shyt onto youtube. They are the trash collector of the cyber world literally.
I think I have reach a new level in dissing customers. This afternoon, I was working and I was suppose to make some desserts for the customers, but I had tons of pending orders before hers. My colleague told me "Eh this table is asking for her dessert, she say she waited very long already."
I checked the order. It was keyed in 5 minutes ago.
I told my colleague, in a loud voice, this "If they cannot wait, ask them to cancel the order, I will gladly do it for them because this is a restaurant not McDonald's and even McDonald's make you wait for your $2 cheese burger"
The customer kept really quiet after I said that.
The customer was just siting in front of me. I seriously dun care if they are going to complain because I know I have got other orders I need to expedite, so if you want your freaking dessert, you'll just have to wait for it. Because I am not going to fucking screw up the queue of the order just for your sake. Hell I am not going to attend to the Queen of England's request immediately if I have got other things that is need to be done. Such customers can like - FUCK OFF!!!
And a on Monday, there was this bunch of customer they called me over. Apparently some tiny bug 活逆了，想不开 came out and took a stroll to hell and landed himself on one of an empty chair at that table.
One old bitch told me "Your friend is there on the chair (pointing to the bug on the empty chair), can you ask your manager to come clear it away."
She was trying to be funny with me. So I tried to be funny with her to reciprocate the favor.
"Oh, I don't make friends with bugs, and that bug certainly wasn't looking for me. My manager is far too important to attend to such requests."
I grab that bug and walked away. That table had 3 other guys at least a million times larger than that poor little bug who was crushed under my hand.
Usually I would not do this, but that table is definitely abusing their rights as a customer. They complained about the slightest and lamest things EVER! That same bitch complained that the sauce on her chicken wasn't right and is "apparently the wrong sauce".
Like who the hell are you to tell us whether the default sauce was correct or not? We are the ones working here and I am hell damn fucking sure my colleague, who is a Chef de Partie, would not make such a dumb mistake.
And I cannot understand why customers must lie about something so minuscule that wouldn't hurt they big fat ego to admit that they are wrong about it?
The orders from their table got sent back a few times because it was done to their requests.
There was any requests to begin with either. They just claim they did asked for it.
If they did that at any restaurants in the States, I tell you, the managers will fucked them right up. And they have to eat their food as given to them.
Maybe so far all that I have written may have given you the impression that I have down right shitty customer service, but mind you - I am the best in this chain of restaurant. Yours truly have been approached several times during his duty in the restaurant by hotels within the area to work for them.
I work by this motto: you give me shyt, I'll hurl shyt back at cha'.
I think I have done my fair share of ranting here. Let me share with you some funny stand up comedy by this fag hag call Margaret Cho
its separated episodes from one of her sell out stand up called Assassin. She talks about literally EVERYTHING. And pokes at the most sensitive issue. She would most probably be escorted out of Singapore by Gurkas and end up with restriction order from entering Singapore IF she ever did a show in Singapore about Singapore (well you know how Singaporeans are ball-less and that we can't handle the truth).
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