I was on the bus this morning on the way to work.
While I was waiting at the bus stop, a terrible ominous pain came forth to my mid-section which is my tummy.
I though I could bear with that pain and the "gushing" sensation in my stomach. And I did.
This sinister pain seems to have a mind of its own. I would say my tummy planned all of these diabolical plans which are strategically timed to make me hapless at circumstances whereby I can do nothing but suffer the full blow of it.
The bus was packed and hot and the air condition felt particularly stuffy today. I was actually waiting for the bus to exit from the expressway.
*Pauses entry writing for weird guy doing fortune telling*
Sorry for the pause, anyway yea. I started feeling fainting and I was literally breaking out in cold sweat. This is the first time in my life my natural bowel cycle made me feel weak.
I alighted the bus as soon as it reaches Tanglin CC. I didn't even bother tapping my card out because all my brain was thinking was
"TOILET TOILET YOU NEED TO FIND A FUCKING TOILET."
I took a quick walk to Tanglin CC. For a moment while I was walking I suddenly...erm...everything just turned very bright. Its like I almost went to Heaven. Somehow I knew my tummy won this war against my endurance. I was at my maximum capacity already.
This was the first time in my life I actually needed a toilet that bad.
I found the toilet. And boy was I quick in unbuttoning my pants.
The feeling of release never felt so good.
I was actually in Heaven, well thats my imagination.
I've learned one thing from this experience is that - Never hold your bowels
While I was waiting at the bus stop, a terrible ominous pain came forth to my mid-section which is my tummy.
I though I could bear with that pain and the "gushing" sensation in my stomach. And I did.
This sinister pain seems to have a mind of its own. I would say my tummy planned all of these diabolical plans which are strategically timed to make me hapless at circumstances whereby I can do nothing but suffer the full blow of it.
The bus was packed and hot and the air condition felt particularly stuffy today. I was actually waiting for the bus to exit from the expressway.
*Pauses entry writing for weird guy doing fortune telling*
Sorry for the pause, anyway yea. I started feeling fainting and I was literally breaking out in cold sweat. This is the first time in my life my natural bowel cycle made me feel weak.
I alighted the bus as soon as it reaches Tanglin CC. I didn't even bother tapping my card out because all my brain was thinking was
"TOILET TOILET YOU NEED TO FIND A FUCKING TOILET."
I took a quick walk to Tanglin CC. For a moment while I was walking I suddenly...erm...everything just turned very bright. Its like I almost went to Heaven. Somehow I knew my tummy won this war against my endurance. I was at my maximum capacity already.
This was the first time in my life I actually needed a toilet that bad.
I found the toilet. And boy was I quick in unbuttoning my pants.
The feeling of release never felt so good.
I was actually in Heaven, well thats my imagination.
I've learned one thing from this experience is that - Never hold your bowels
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