If I were a weather reporter for today, I would most likely be saying:
Today's weather is FUCKED UP.
Remember to bring an umbrella, because if it rains you are FUCKED.
The skies looked FUCKED UP today.
Temperature is around 32*C in the morning.
Weather forecast for tomorrow would most likely be Sunny, which I think is BULLSHIT!!
I would most likely lose my job the moment I go out of air.
But anyway this post is not about me wanting to report the daily bullshit forecast by some assholes.
Okay, I am not racist over here and I love all my colored friends as much as anything in this world. But can anyone explain to me WHY on Earth do I get so irritated by *certain race* customers whenever they call in to ask for questions? I don't particularly hate *certain race* but I just keep my distance from them for some reasons. Its really nothing personal and I'm not attacking any *certain race* here.
But the thing is I just cannot phantom why do I get so irritated. Probably its because they ask really dumb and rhetorical questions. Oh wait, ALL customers do ask such dumb and rhetorical questions.
And I realise why traffic is sooooooo fucking slow whenever some car break down or whenever an accident happened.
Its because Singaporeans are FUCKING KAYPO. Drivers just drives slowly to watch 'show' and slows down the whole fucking traffic. I really wonder what is there to look lur. Car breakdown only mah. At road shoulder still want to drive slowly and see.
I really cannot get it though; why Singaporeans like to KAYPO so much.
But anyway, I've made a discovery yesterday. Certain someone is working at certain graphic tee boutique at certain shopping center with certain cone shaped structure and certain major bookstore.
Of Lightsticks, Laughter and Liquor. It was FABULOUS. HUAT AH!!!
Today's weather is FUCKED UP.
Remember to bring an umbrella, because if it rains you are FUCKED.
The skies looked FUCKED UP today.
Temperature is around 32*C in the morning.
Weather forecast for tomorrow would most likely be Sunny, which I think is BULLSHIT!!
I would most likely lose my job the moment I go out of air.
But anyway this post is not about me wanting to report the daily bullshit forecast by some assholes.
Okay, I am not racist over here and I love all my colored friends as much as anything in this world. But can anyone explain to me WHY on Earth do I get so irritated by *certain race* customers whenever they call in to ask for questions? I don't particularly hate *certain race* but I just keep my distance from them for some reasons. Its really nothing personal and I'm not attacking any *certain race* here.
But the thing is I just cannot phantom why do I get so irritated. Probably its because they ask really dumb and rhetorical questions. Oh wait, ALL customers do ask such dumb and rhetorical questions.
And I realise why traffic is sooooooo fucking slow whenever some car break down or whenever an accident happened.
Its because Singaporeans are FUCKING KAYPO. Drivers just drives slowly to watch 'show' and slows down the whole fucking traffic. I really wonder what is there to look lur. Car breakdown only mah. At road shoulder still want to drive slowly and see.
I really cannot get it though; why Singaporeans like to KAYPO so much.
But anyway, I've made a discovery yesterday. Certain someone is working at certain graphic tee boutique at certain shopping center with certain cone shaped structure and certain major bookstore.
Of Lightsticks, Laughter and Liquor. It was FABULOUS. HUAT AH!!!
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