Enlistment

I will be enlisting in roughly about 5 hours time...and I have yet to sleep.

I know this sounds stupid, but I think I am suffering from pre-enlistment anxiety.

I have been trying my best to make myself sleep.

I have been smoking alot (16sticks in 4hours)

I have been drinking. (half a rock glass of Cognac)

I have been binging (3 donuts and lots of chocolate)

I have been doing retail therapy. (Don't even get me started on how much I've spent)

But still, the stress is getting into me. I have NEVER EVER felt stress at this level before.

This is fucked up. All of the methods is leaving me with nothing but a groggy mind.

I have other things on my mind as well, but I try not to think too much about it.

哎哟!! 我坏命啦!!!

(read it in hokkien for full effect)
[pro: Aiyo...Wa Pai Mia La)